Rating summary
Movie | | 1.5 |
Video | | 4.0 |
Audio | | 3.0 |
Extras | | 2.0 |
Overall | | 2.0 |
The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One Blu-ray Movie Review
Sci-Fi Hopeful
Reviewed by Michael Reuben December 11, 2017
An Australian-produced independent feature, The Osiris Child is optimistically subtitled as
"Volume One" of a hoped-for science fiction series. But if director Shane Abbess and his co-writer (and co-producer and
composer) Brian Cachia do
manage to raise the money for a sequel,
they should follow the suggestion of Tom Hardy's character in Inception and "dream bigger,
darling". Osiris was obviously made with great enthusiasm, but it's a derivative work, attempting
to disguise its borrowed thrills with a fractured narrative structure that's more gimmick than
organic (and isn't all that original either).
In the future, a corporation that
isn't named Weyland-Yutani is terra-forming with prison labor
on an unspecified planet that
isn't called Fury 161 or LV-426. But something has gone wrong on the surface.
The prison population has rioted, and a horde of experimentally bred creatures housed in cells
that are
not located on a military ship called the Auriga has been set loose. The ship's
commander, General Lynex (Rachel Griffiths), has decided to sterilize the entire operation with a
nuclear explosion, although she doesn't need to come out and say what Ripley said in
Aliens,
because everyone already knows that nuking the site from orbit
is the only way to be sure.
The general's decision doesn't sit well with Lt. Kane Sommerville (Daniel MacPherson), a
mercenary working for Lynex but definitely
not a Colonial Marine, with a young daughter
(Teagan Croft) on the surface, whom he barely knows and whose name is Indi and definitely
not
Newt. Against orders, Kane pilots a shuttle to the surface to rescue the girl, while an ominous
countdown to the blast periodically flashes on the screen in the style of
24—although it isn't quite
the same as
Alien and
Aliens, since the countdown isn't solemnly
intoned by a
computer-generated monotone. On the surface, Kane joins forces with an escaped convict (Kellan Lutz)
whose name is Sy Lombrok and certainly
not Dillon. Switching out of the
Alien franchise,
Osiris
dips into the wellspring of all contemporary dystopian tales filmed in Australia by sending Kane
and Sy across blighted desert landscapes inhabited by outlaws straight from George Miller's
Mad
Max franchise. The most memorable are Gyp and Bill (Isabel Lucas and Luke Ford), a pair who
could have been part of Toecutter's crew in the original
Mad
Max and whose vehicle is necessary
if Kane and Sy are to have any hope of reaching Indi in time.
Abbess and Cachia chop up their tale into seven chapters with portentous titles like "Manifest
Destiny" and "Original Sin", and they use this elaborate scaffolding to jump backward and
forward in time. It's a weighty and distracting apparatus to impose on the movie's slim ninety-minute running time, especially
once you realize that
it's nothing more than a series of tarted-up
flashbacks.
Osiris' creators are hardly the first storytellers to discover the utility of withholding a
character's background until a strategic point in the tale when you want the audience to
reevaluate what's already been shown, but in the extras they talk like it's a brand-new technique
of which they're the proud inventors. The real trick is to introduce such revelations fluidly,
without a lot of fanfare, so that the character revelations don't get buried under the filmmakers'
machinations. Maybe next time.
Osiris has its moments, most of them courtesy of supporting players like Temuera Morrison, who
plays a sadistic prison warden. It's a trite role, but Morrison, who was so electrically memorable
in
Once Were
Warriors, delivers his
lines with a frightful conviction that breaks through the trite
proceedings. And Lucas and Ford bring a warped sense of humor to their portrayals of Gyp and
Bill, making the most of limited screen time to play a pair of depraved party animals who don't
care so much if the world is ending as long the sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll continue to the very
last minute.
The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality
The Osiris Child was digitally photographed by British-born cinematographer Carl Robertson.
RLJ Entertainment's 1080p, AVC-encoded Blu-ray is a capable presentation that makes the most
of Osiris's cut-rate aesthetic. Sharpness and clarity are typical of digitally acquired projects,
black levels and contrast are accurate, and the image is free of noise, aliasing or other
interference. The cinematography offers the now-familiar contrast between warm earth tones (for
scenes set on the planet) and chilly blues, grays and whites (for scenes set in the prison, aboard the
orbiting ship and, in flashbacks, on Earth). It's effective, if conventional. RLJ has mastered the film
on Blu-ray at an average bitrate of 27.98, which is higher than one usually sees from many of the
independent budget labels and is a welcome change.
The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality
The Osiris Child's 5.1 soundtrack has been encoded in lossless DTS-HD MA 5.1, and it's a
modest affair, with the surrounds limited to environmental ambiance like outdoor winds and
indoor echoes. The dialogue has been mixed somewhat low, and it often gets buried in the sound
effects, which can be a problem in a film where key exposition often consists of a few words
dropped into conversation. Big effects like gunfire and explosions register with sufficient force to
make an impact, but Osiris is hardly a demo disc. The score by co-producer and co-writer Brian
Cachia hops around in style almost as much as the story hops around in time.
The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras
- Making The Osiris Child (1080p; 2.66:1; 28:56): A "play all" function is included.
- Beginning of the End
- Living Off World
- The Monster Within
- The Sound of Tomorrow
- A Bigger World
- Deleted Scenes (1080p; 2.66:1; 5:27): A "play all" function is included.
- Emergency
- Warden's Landing
- Warning
- The Visual Effects (1080p; 2.66:1; 7:15).
- "Mama I Miss You So" Music Video (1080p; 2.66:1; 3:15).
- Photo Gallery (1080p; various).
- Concept Art Gallery (1080p; various).
- Introductory Trailers: The film's trailer is not included. At startup, the disc plays
trailers for Uncanny, Stranded, The Colony and Odd
Thomas.
The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation
The Osiris Child has an interesting (if improbable) conclusion that tosses out intriguing
possibilities for future installments. Next time, Abbess and Cachia should try a straightforward story in
chronological order. Rather than concealing narrative problems, that traditional form makes them
easier to spot (and hopefully repair). Rent or stream if curious.