4.1 | / 10 |
Users | 2.6 | |
Reviewer | 1.5 | |
Overall | 2.6 |
Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid? to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup.
Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan GoodComedy | 100% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 2.40:1
Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1
English: Dolby TrueHD 5.1
French: Dolby Digital 5.1
Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
English, English SDH, French, Portuguese, Spanish
50GB Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Digital copy (on disc)
Region free
Movie | 0.5 | |
Video | 4.5 | |
Audio | 3.0 | |
Extras | 2.0 | |
Overall | 1.5 |
No quote from the movie was worth mentioning at the top of this review.
Even when I expect the absolute worst from a movie, I go into the review with an open mind. I
try to push aside any negativity that follows the earlier theatrical screenings of a particular
picture. Generally, the majority opinion
proves correct and the movie turns out to be a disaster, but sometimes I find myself pleasantly
surprised, as was the case with Prom Night. Enter The Love Guru. Within seconds the movie
began to confirm just how awful it really is. It's so bad, in fact, that I am surprised I made it 40
minutes without taking a substantial break. Beleaguered and beaten, bored and bilious, I
succumbed to the temptation to pause it, and, as I stood up from the couch to go outside, to feel
the breeze against my body, and to allow the daylight to penetrate my senses, and to
remember that life really is good when a Mike Myers movie isn't playing in front of your face, I
noted that I had
paused the disc on a scene featuring star Verne Troyer offering an obscene gesture to another
on-screen character.
How
very appropriate that the movie would leave me with such a thought as I exited the room in
search
of a reprieve, any reprieve. A swarm of fire ants sounded good. I thought I'd head into my back
yard and see if I could stir some up. At least I'd know I was alive.
I was wondering where this movie was going.
The only reason to watch The Love Guru is to revel in the eye popping brilliant sheen that this 1080p, 2.39:1 transfer offers. Almost every shot throughout the movie offers pure high definition eye candy with bright, vibrant colors, excellent depth, and fabulous textures. As a new movie, the print is absolutely pristine. Like so many other comedies of recent vintage, The Love Guru features slightly over-exaggerated colors, much like a new big box of Crayolas (Crayolas have the advantage, too, of an odor much more pleasant that that of The Love Guru). By nature the combination of new movie and brilliant colors should shine on Blu-ray, and this one certainly does. Whether we are looking at the nearly solid blue of the Toronto Maple Leafs' jerseys, the yellow and brown featured on the Guru's garb, the pristine white of the ice, or the darker, slightly more conservative browns and tans of the elegant interiors seen in the movie, the transfer boldly renders each one to nice effect. Likewise, the many locales in the movie look great from a fine detail perspective. Check out the interior of The Guru's ashram. It looks deep and natural with wonderful textures and offers an incredible realism that places us on the set. Even small details look great. The rooster the Guru fights outside Jacque's house is seen up-close for a moment, and the lines and fine details of its face and body look marvelous. Facial detail is excellent in close-up shots, and the scrutiny of the 1080p transfer makes the Guru's beard look even more fake. Flesh tones appear spot-on, and black levels are true. Softness around the edges of the frame on some shots is noticeable, and there is a lack of sharpness on some medium and long distance objects as well, proving to be the one downside to the transfer. While The Love Guru is a truly terrible movie, it looks very nice on Blu-ray.
The Love Guru doesn't work any magic through its rather bland Dolby TrueHD 5.1 lossless sound mix. This presentation is mostly front-heavy, as expected of a comedy, with a few gimmicky effects coming from the back, such as when a voice snaps Guru Pitka out of a daydream in chapter five. Dialogue is strong with no volume or clarity problems, and musical cues are nicely played across the front soundstage. The choir practice we hear briefly in chapter 10 offers a very nice, room filling listen. Ambient crowd noise at the hockey games is impressive. Otherwise, there is very little in the way of atmospherics and the track is uninteresting. The sound is fine for this style of film, with a quality that progresses the movie without becoming a distraction.
Fortunately, The Love Guru's supplemental material is short and uninteresting. Mike Myers and the Love Guru - An Inside Look (1080p, 9:35) is first. This is a basic piece where the cast and crew talk up the film. Myers discusses the character, his origins, and his development over time. As the feature goes on, various cast members discuss their characters and thoughts on the film. One Hellava Elephant (1080p, 5:44) is a look at the special effects work that went into some of the film's elephant scenes. Hockey Training for Actors (1080p, 8:03) is the most interesting feature on the disc. It delves into shooting on the ice, the attempt to bring authenticity to the film's hockey sequences, and Romany Malco's training to learn how to look like the next Wayne Gretzky or Bobby Orr (or Mario Lemieux or Sidney Corsby, coming from a lifelong Penguins fan). Ten deleted and extended scenes and an alternate ending (1080p, 13:46) are next, and are followed by a series of bloopers (1080p, 3:48). Back in the Booth With Trent and Jay (1080p, 5:08) is a series of additional scenes featuring the sports commentators featured in the film. Wrapping up the features on disc one are a series of outtakes (1080p, 10:14) and the film's theatrical trailer (1080p, 2:31). Disc two of this set contains a digital copy of the film for playback on personal computers and select portable video devices.
The Love Guru is the kind of movie that makes movie reviewers think twice about their career choice. Surely working as a crash test dummy couldn't be this bad. We reviewers move on, though, and knowing that I shall soon receive screeners of Zombie Strippers and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale strengthens my resolve, keeps my head up, and my fingers furiously typing away on my keyboard. As far as The Love Guru on Blu-ray is concerned, the movie is terrible, but Paramount has provided a good video transfer, a run-of-the-mill comedy-style lossless soundtrack, and a handful of supplements for the fans. None of it is worth your time, however. This is a disc to avoid.
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