7 | / 10 |
| Users | 0.0 | |
| Reviewer | 3.5 | |
| Overall | 3.5 |
A deranged mortician preys on a group of teenage friends in a desperate attempt to obtain their bodily fluids needed to bring his family back to life.
Director: S. Torriano Berry| Horror | 100% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080i
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.33:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0
English SDH
Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Slipcover in original pressing
Region A (B, C untested)
| Movie | 1.5 | |
| Video | 3.0 | |
| Audio | 3.0 | |
| Extras | 4.0 | |
| Overall | 3.5 |
Writer/director S. Torriano Berry wanted to launch his own horror franchise with 1996’s “Embalmer.” There was even a plan to add to a growing list of Movie Maniacs, introducing the malicious ways of Undertaker Zach and his plan to stalk, kill, and zombify victims around his neighborhood. Berry also attempts to examine the ways of urban legends, but he selects a shot-on-video approach to the making of the movie, and it takes quite a bit of creativity to turn flat, low-res visuals into a growing screen nightmare. Berry doesn’t help the cause with his writing, showing little concern for consistent tone and suspenseful escalation as the picture basically sticks with four characters having conversations in a single space, periodically menaced by a madman who doesn’t even show up until the final act.


The image presentation (1.33:1 aspect ratio) for "Embalmer" opens with an information card explaining how the "preservation" of the film was "compiled from multiple 1" tape masters to create the best possible version." "Baked-in interlacing artifacts" remain present during the viewing experience, with AGFA working the "minimize" the issue. For a shot-on-video production, the disc provides a reasonably enjoyable look at the feature, with acceptable stability. A few noticeable changes in quality are present, and one odd error around the 13 minute mark remains, with color bars appearing for a few frames. Detail reaches as far as possible, finding frame information mostly understood. Color offers as much stability as possible, dealing with evening action and occasional red bloodshed.

The 2.0 DTS-HD MA provides a basic understanding of production elements in "Embalmer." Dialogue exchanges are acceptable, often reaching the limits of the original recording equipment. Some stretches of age and damage are present, but intelligibility isn't threatened. Scoring isn't distinct, but synth support is appreciable. Soundtrack selections are also a bit tinny at times, but vocals are understood.


"Embalmer" runs 86 minutes, and it takes 64 minutes before Undertaker Zach arrives in full, which is too late to really make any kind of impact. Berry offers the usual in stalking and killing, but SOV limitations prevent suspense from happening, and while performances are alert, the actors are stuck with clunky dialogue and weird characterizations, making the talky build-up to the third act awkward. One can certainly understand what the filmmaker wants from the feature, creating a figure of menace in Undertaker Zach, who's out to slaughter and experiment with weird science. Berry even makes his influences clear with the prominent positioning of a "Tales from the Hood" poster. However, "Embalmer" is clumsy and often inert, struggling to make sense of generous opportunities to manufacture something more than tedium. It's certainly nice to see a diverse take on slasher cinema, but Berry doesn't bring enough fury to the picture, often caught trying to pad the offering instead of sharpening it into a proper nightmare.

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