Rating summary
| Movie |  | 1.5 |
| Video |  | 3.0 |
| Audio |  | 3.0 |
| Extras |  | 4.0 |
| Overall |  | 3.5 |
Embalmer Blu-ray Movie Review
Reviewed by Brian Orndorf April 10, 2026
Writer/director S. Torriano Berry wanted to launch his own horror franchise with 1996’s “Embalmer.” There was even a plan to add to a growing list of
Movie Maniacs, introducing the malicious ways of Undertaker Zach and his plan to stalk, kill, and zombify victims around his neighborhood. Berry also
attempts to examine the ways of urban legends, but he selects a shot-on-video approach to the making of the movie, and it takes quite a bit of
creativity to turn flat, low-res visuals into a growing screen nightmare. Berry doesn’t help the cause with his writing, showing little concern for
consistent tone and suspenseful escalation as the picture basically sticks with four characters having conversations in a single space, periodically
menaced by a madman who doesn’t even show up until the final act.

Chiffon (Jennifer T. Kelly) is beginning to like Duane (Kenneth E. Mullen), with the pair getting to know each other as they deal with school and part-
time work. Chiffon is hiding a secret from her friend, trying to manage life with her adoptive parents, Harvey (Andre Manly) and Blair (Cynthia L.
Webb), who live to abuse their daughter, making plans to add another child to the family to increase their viciousness. Chiffon wants out, escaping
into the night after she tells her guardians off, calling Duane for help. Without a car, Duane contacts his friend, Archie (Myron Creek), looking for a
little assistance getting Chiffon off the streets. Agreeing to provide a ride, Archie is joined by his girlfriend, Cindi (Tracy Lynn Owens), while Duane
and Chiffon also pile into the car for a night of drinking as they hope to drown their concerns. Police attention forces Archie to pull into a strange
garage, and his vehicle conks out, forcing the foursome to spend time in an abandoned house, getting to know one another. However, they are not
alone, slowly realizing they’re in a dwelling once owned by Undertaker Zach, who killed his wife and child and continues his murder spree, using a
special embalming fluid to turn his victims into zombie-like minions.
“Embalmer” establishes its mission with opening text detailing the spooky ways of urban legends. Berry looks to add to the list with Undertaker
Zach, offering a brief prologue that details his attack on his loved one, killing them without reason as they discuss dinner plans. The menace doesn’t
return in full until the very end of the feature, with the picture turning its attention to Chiffon and Duane, who share some chemistry as they walk
home after a day at school. They visit Undertaker Zach’s house in the daytime, noting its labyrinthine interior due to use as a stop on the
Underground Railroad a long time ago. “Embalmer” is mostly interested in Chiffon’s situation, with the young woman turned into a servant for Blair
and Harvey, who delight in tormenting their daughter. And to make sure viewers fully understand how grotesque the adult characters are, Berry
adds random fart noises to the soundtrack.
“Embalmer” is packed with bizarre storytelling choices, including the introduction of Archie, who’s in the middle of a masturbation session when he
receives a call from Duane asking for a ride. The foursome eventually come together in Archie’s car, and the vehicle soon finds a hiding spot in the
house. It’s a classic set-up for horror happenings, but Berry doesn’t head in that direction. Instead, “Embalmer” endeavors to master some wild
tonality with character confessions, learning more about Cindy, who was sexually assaulted as a child, joining Chiffon in suicide attempts. This
absolute severity is somehow mixed with offerings of comedy and extended exposition, and Berry shakes things up again by offering broad sexual
adventures with characters stuck in a strange house in the dark. It’s such a wild turn of events, more frightening than anything involving Undertaker
Zach, and Berry doesn’t have a clue how to manage any of it.
Embalmer Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality 

The image presentation (1.33:1 aspect ratio) for "Embalmer" opens with an information card explaining how the "preservation" of the film was
"compiled from multiple 1" tape masters to create the best possible version." "Baked-in interlacing artifacts" remain present during the viewing
experience, with AGFA working the "minimize" the issue. For a shot-on-video production, the disc provides a reasonably enjoyable look at the feature,
with acceptable stability. A few noticeable changes in quality are present, and one odd error around the 13 minute mark remains, with color bars
appearing for a few frames. Detail reaches as far as possible, finding frame information mostly understood. Color offers as much stability as possible,
dealing with evening action and occasional red bloodshed.
Embalmer Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality 

The 2.0 DTS-HD MA provides a basic understanding of production elements in "Embalmer." Dialogue exchanges are acceptable, often reaching the limits
of the original recording equipment. Some stretches of age and damage are present, but intelligibility isn't threatened. Scoring isn't distinct, but synth
support is appreciable. Soundtrack selections are also a bit tinny at times, but vocals are understood.
Embalmer Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras 

- Introduction (1:52, HD) features writer/director S. Torriano Berry, who discusses the disrupted distribution plans for
"Embalmer," and shares a few production and casting tidbits. The helmer also mentions shooing away a screening link for the picture to help refresh
his memory, preferring to see it with a film festival crowd.
- Q&A (13:25, HD) pays a visit to Fantastic Fest in 2025 to discuss "Embalmer" with writer/director S. Torriano Berry.
- Archival Behind-the-Scenes Featurette (5:04, SD) examines the promotion and making-of for "Embalmer," featuring
interviews with the cast and writer/director S. Torriano Berry.
- "Embalmer: Early Cut" (82:46, SD) is offered, with a note explaining "visual degradation" will be encountered during the
viewing experience.
- Short Films (SD) include "Day of the Crow's Call" (5:03) and "In the Hole" (6:03).
- Bonus Movie: "The Black Beyond" (70:12, SD) is a 1992 film from writer/director S. Torriano Berry.
- "News Footage: 'The Black Beyond'" (3:01, SD) is a clip examining the making of the feature.
- And "Embalmer" Trailer #1 (3:07, SD) and Trailer #2 (1:34, SD) are included.
Embalmer Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation 

"Embalmer" runs 86 minutes, and it takes 64 minutes before Undertaker Zach arrives in full, which is too late to really make any kind of impact. Berry
offers the usual in stalking and killing, but SOV limitations prevent suspense from happening, and while performances are alert, the actors are stuck
with clunky dialogue and weird characterizations, making the talky build-up to the third act awkward. One can certainly understand what the filmmaker
wants from the feature, creating a figure of menace in Undertaker Zach, who's out to slaughter and experiment with weird science. Berry even makes
his influences clear with the prominent positioning of a "Tales from the Hood" poster. However, "Embalmer" is clumsy and often inert, struggling to
make sense of generous opportunities to manufacture something more than tedium. It's certainly nice to see a diverse take on slasher cinema, but
Berry doesn't bring enough fury to the picture, often caught trying to pad the offering instead of sharpening it into a proper nightmare.