5.1 | / 10 |
Users | 4.0 | |
Reviewer | 3.0 | |
Overall | 3.1 |
Valentine's Day follows the intertwining storylines of a group of Los Angelinos as they find their way through romance over the course of one Valentine's Day. Couples and singles experience the pinnacles and pitfalls of finding, keeping or ending relationships in a day in the life of love.
Starring: Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric DaneComedy | 100% |
Romance | 80% |
Holiday | 14% |
Video codec: VC-1
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
French: Dolby Digital 5.1
Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1
English SDH, French, Portuguese, Spanish
50GB Blu-ray Disc
Two-disc set (1 BD, 1 DVD)
Digital copy (on disc)
DVD copy
Region A, B (C untested)
Movie | 2.0 | |
Video | 3.5 | |
Audio | 3.5 | |
Extras | 2.0 | |
Overall | 3.0 |
Today is Valentine's Day.
Let there be stars, as many as that dot the nighttime sky. OK, maybe not quite that many; how
about the Los Angeles
nighttime sky, where there's but a couple dozen poking out through the smog, roughly the same
number that came out for a spin in Director Garry Marshall's (Pretty Woman)
Valentine's Day, a picture that's the polar opposite of Pretty Woman if there ever
was one. Same director, a carryover star, but two films so different on so many levels. One, an
incredible Romance for the ages. The other, a floundering nothing of a movie that still managed to
pull in well over
$100,000,000 domestic box office gross, thanks, no doubt, to the Two Taylors -- Swift and
Lautner -- who also happen to be lovebirds in the movie and are destined to pick up this year's
Razzie for Worst Screen Couple. Valentine's Day lacks all those little intangibles
that
made Pretty Woman such a memorable success, like characterization, a manageable plot,
an excellent pace, an outstanding supporting cast, a
picture-perfect rags-to-riches tale, and delightful acting. Valentine's Day is just the
opposite, the picture clumsily assembled, haphazardly paced, extraordinarily detached, and
horrendously lacking in character development, all built around unfocused direction and far too
many name actors vying for top billing and audience attention.
Some students will go to great lengths for a good grade.
Valentine's Day's 1080p, 1.78:1-framed transfer isn't particularly sweet, but it's far from sour. New Line's transfer is steady but underwhelming, the image flat, dark, and never exhibiting much in the way of high definition "pop." Flesh tones take on a noticeable red push, and there's a reddish/orange aura about much of the film. Colors, similarly, linger on the warm end of the spectrum but lack vibrancy. Blacks never appear too bright, but they do sometimes overwhelm finer details and dominate the screen. The image is flat with detailing that's suitable for a high-def release but that falls well short of many of the upper-echelon transfers; wrinkly clothes and bedsheets, building façades around Los Angeles, and ornate Eastern clothing as seen in the third act look fine, but faces often appear pasty and undefined. A few halos and a touch of blocking linger about a few shots, but the print is free of unwanted debris and is covered by a layer of film grain. Valentine's Day rarely looks great but never does it ever look awful; it's sort of a "shrug the shoulders" type of Blu-ray release that won't wow general audiences and won't downright offend videophiles.
Valentine's Day comes to Blu-ray with a DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless soundtrack. Other than some garbled dialogue that occasionally has characters sounding like they're speaking through a tin can -- a scene featuring Sean speaking with his P.R. representative and agent in chapter eight serving as a prime example -- New Line's track is technically proficient in delivering the picture's minimal sound design. There's very little going on here; this is a dialogue-driven film with only a few major sound effects and the occasional song. Music is suitably crisp and full with a palpable surround channel support structure. Atmospherics are minimal; listeners will enjoy the slight background din of several locations or the hum of a jet engine in the Julia Roberts/Bradley Cooper airplane scenes, but there's not much else of note in that area. The track picks up once or twice with some spunkier musical selections; a brief scene featuring 2Pac's California Love opens up the track and gives the subwoofer something to do. Otherwise, Valentine's Day's lossless soundtrack is a by-the-books presentation that's sonically uninteresting but technically proficient in most areas.
Valentine's Day delivers a fair assortment of extras, including a peppy audio commentary track with Director Garry Marshall. As he tries to keep the audience in-line with all the goings-on throughout the movie, Marshall speaks on the talent in the film, his attraction to the project, the process of shooting certain scenes, shooting around Los Angeles, adding a few elements for the men in the audience, and much more. Marshall's track proves much better than the movie; he plays along and gives the whole thing a light tone, giving equal attention to the stars and the process of making the movie. For fans, this one will make for a nice compliment to the movie. Next is The Stars Confess Their Valentine's Day Stories (1080p, 6:27), a short piece that features the cast and crew speaking on what they think of the holiday while recalling their best and worst memories of Valentines past. The Garry Factor (1080p, 5:03) features the cast heaping praise on the director. Also included is the Stary Here Forever music video by Jewel (1080p, 3:10), a blooper reel (1080p, 5:47), 14 deleted scenes with optional Director Introductions (1080p, 22:28), and an exclusive sneak peak at Sex and the City 2 (1080p, 2:49). Disc two contains both a DVD and iTunes-compatible digital copy of Valentine's Day. Sampled on a second-generation iPod Touch, the video proves stable with minimal blocking but retains the somewhat dull color scheme of the film, while the audio -- even for as minimalist as it is -- plays as spacious and clear with strong dialogue reproduction a bit of heft in applicable scenes.
Valentine's Day is a sloth of a film. It's slow, overpopulated and underdeveloped, and lacks any sort of emotional depth, even when the movie tries to draw either sympathy or jubilation from its audience. The characters are too many and their development too little; Director Garry Marshall manages to keep them readily identifiable, but only because audiences don't need to learn more than one major trait for any given character. Though it might have worked better with the number of characters cut in half, Valentine's Day, as it is, is just too much of a hassle for too little of a reward. New Line's Blu-ray release of Valentine's Day proves a capable, if not somewhat middling, effort. Featuring a steady but unremarkable technical presentation and a handful of supplements (and, oddly enough, no Taylor Swift music videos), most genre fans will want to enjoy Valentine's Day as a rental.
2011
2004
2009
2009
2011
2009
2010
2011
2010
15th Anniversary Edition
2006
2020
2011
2009
2006
2009
2010
2008
2009
Extended Cut
2008
2009