The Stepfather Blu-ray Movie

Rating summary

Movie		1.5
Video		4.5
Audio		4.0
Extras		2.0
Overall		2.5

The Stepfather Blu-ray Movie Review

Nothing to see here, move along now.

Reviewed by Martin Liebman January 23, 2010

Who am I here?

It's remake time in the land of movie magic, and the latest entrant into the annals of blah, bland, and blasphemous is the The Stepfather, a film following up on the picture of the same name released all the way back in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and eighty-seven (spelling it out makes it sound older and more "worthy" of a remake). Glossed up and dumbed down, this 2009 "Horror"-slash-"Thriller" is nothing but a retread of Horror-lite movies past. Haven't seen the original? No problem. Viewers familiar with pseudo-Horror/Thriller convention will have this one figured out just by looking at the poster, and indeed, the film follows the formula so precisely that any semblance of suspense is canceled out by the picture's insistence on doing everything it can to stay within strict, and apparently inflexible according to The Stepfather, genre guidelines. The Stepfather is so one-dimensional and by-the-book that one can't help but think that there's going to be some major twist at some point to lull the audience out of a false sense of security, but no, the film plays out exactly as expected. Everyone expected to live lives, everyone expected to die dies, and the final shot is the final insult in what is one of cinema's laziest forays into Remake-ville yet.

Gourmet cookies? Really? Stepfather prefers a tub of raw cookie dough. My preciousssss....

Madman "David Harris" (Dylan Walsh, The Lake House) has just killed his family on Christmas day in Utah, and he's traveled northwest to Portland, Oregon in search of the next single mother with children to kill. "David" doesn't just kill them. He becomes part of their lives, moves in, marries the widow, and serves as a father figure to the children, establishing himself as a man to be trusted and respected before coming to realize that they, too, fail to meet his strict criteria as to what makes a perfect family, and subsequently butchering them and moving along. His latest victim-to-be is Susan Harding (Sela Ward, The Day After Tomorrow), a single mother of three children, including Michael (Penn Badgley), a teenager recently returned home from military school and learning that his mother is engaged to "David" after a quick six-month turnaround since her divorce. "David" wants only to keep the family together; Michael won't be returning to military school, and "David" has made sure Michael has a place to continue on with his swim training at the local high school. When the family's nosy neighbor insists she saw "David" on "America's Most Wanted," Michael begins to suspect that "David" may not be who he says he is when the neighbor turns up dead. Along with his skeptical girlfriend Kelly (Amber Heard, Zombieland), Michael attempts to piece together "David's" past before his family suffers a terrible fate.

In the interest of playing fair, perhaps the (relatively short) list of positives to stand out in The Stepfather should be brought to light before beating this one into submission. On the plus side of the ledger, the film does show competent helmsmanship by Director Nelson McCormick. His shooting script may be in shambles, but he shows a good eye for filmmaking and keeps things fresh from a visual perspective. Never does the film feel stale or otherwise unpalatable in this regard, and McCormick even -- somehow -- manages to keep the audience drawn to the picture even if there's absolutely no mystery or other reason to watch. Hopefully, his next venture will see him paired with a slightly smarter script. Additionally, The Stepfather's cast turn in professional, but not remarkable, efforts. For as one-dimmensional and aimless as the characters may be, each of them give it a passable effort and, while taking the material seriously, seem to let through a slight touch of wit, passing along to the audience a figurative wink-and-a-nod that they know the film's not much of anything or worth anyone's time or effort. Dylan Walsh in particular gives a performances that's about all anyone could expect by playing off of such a transparent script; rather than channel his darker side, he's more often having fun with the dual persona and trying to maintain a slight bit of creepiness even underneath the cool, collected, and respectable "everyman" demeanor that he shows off in the film's first act. He also plays central to the picture's best segment, the opening scene that gradually reveals the death of his "family" in Utah. It's borderline brilliant in the slow reveal that starts out with a slightly disturbing but otherwise innocent feel, and Walsh sells the gag wonderfully.

Unfortunately, it's all downhill from there. The Stepfather is the proverbial Thriller without thrills, and without rehashing what's already been written, suffice it to say that this picture's got absolutely nothing going for it in the thrills/chills/originality department. The film employs a soundtrack that's a complete rip-off of those often heard similarly-themed pictures. It's a standard Chiller refrain, and it's put to miserable use in a film that offers up the usual array of false scares -- such as the cat leaping across the screen -- or the truly haunting imagery of a row of freshly-sharpened pencils arranged neatly in a row on a desk, and the finale offers nothing but a standard chase scene through the house accompanied by the obligatory driving rain storm and plays out with a somewhat similar feel to another recent dud, Obsessed. As if the total lack of originality and completely predictable nature of the story weren't bad enough, The Stepfather's script takes things even farther, introducing plot elements and character traits that don't matter in the least. Why does it matter that Michael was in military school? Why does it matter that he's a swimmer? Perhaps the former was just a device meant to allow him to return home after an absence to find his mother engaged, but something more relevant to the plot or the character -- maybe a journey of self-discovery or a backpacking trip through Europe meant to ease the blow of his father's departure would have worked better, but in no way does the film use his military school education and/or training (and not to mention his swimming credentials) to any obvious benefit. Additionally, is there any significance to "David" killing the first family at Christmas? Was he planning on killing this group at Christmas, too? How many families has he killed on past Christmases? The film opens several similar doors that it never once bothers to shed light on, but considering how awful the movie otherwise is, in the end it really doesn't matter, anyway, though some more dimension to the characters and added importance placed on plot revelations and developments would have made this unsavory disaster a beat easier to swallow.

The Stepfather Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality 

The Stepfather moves into Blu-ray and yields and incredibly film-like and altogether splendid 1080p, 2.40:1-framed transfer. This is a natural, high quality image, retaining a slight layer of film grain that allows for a nearly perfect cinematic appearance. Colors are incredibly rich and natural in tone, and the film sports a diverse and eye-popping palette that sparkles in every scene. Whether bright green grass, party adornments, or the striking blue shade of a pristine backyard swimming pool, The Stepfather delivers a consistently convincing color scheme that practically places the viewer in and around the Harding household. Detail is exceptionally natural throughout, with faces -- and that of Dylan Walsh in particular -- showcasing every bump, line, and imperfection with precision. Additionally, the image is sharp as a tack and only rarely shows even a hint of softness, and it also features a deep, realistic appearance that, in addition to the colors and detail, brings the image to sparkling life. The print is absolutely pristine with nary a hint of debris or other distracting artifacts, leaving only the fine film grain to convey a strong filmic appearance. Unfortunately, blacks do suffer from an unnatural tone, appearing a bit too bright and altogether unconvincing in a few shots, and flesh tones sometimes showcase a slight red push. Otherwise, The Stepfather makes for a handsome transfer that's another in a long lineage of high quality images from Sony.

The Stepfather Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality 

Sony sets up The Stepfather with a technically proficient but fairly routine DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless soundtrack. Indeed, this mix is fine in almost every regard, but there's not much to speak of in terms of out-of-the-ordinary or otherwise noteworthy elements. Sound effects do pan naturally across the soundstage, and there's often a rich, fulfilling feel to the track; never does it seem cramped or in any way stuck in one speaker or portion of the soundstage. Atmospherics are nicely rendered, too; the constant buzz of an overhead light in the basement makes for a constant companion in appropriate scenes, and the random background din of the party sequence early in the film transports listeners into the midst of the festivities. Music enjoys fine clarity in all its generic Horror/Thriller glory, whether front-and-center or playing as background noise in a lounge scene or through Michael's stereo. Surrounds are implemented sparsely but effectively; the thunderstorm as heard near the end of the film does well to fill the back speakers with a realistic tone that convinces the listener of the approaching storm. Unfortunately, dialogue can sound a bit uneven, but that's the only true mar on what is a technically strong but sonically uninteresting soundtrack.

The Stepfather Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras 

The Stepfather contains several extra features. First is a commentary track with Director Nelson McCormick and Actors Penn Badgley and Dylan Walsh. They speak on the scenes that share similarities with the original The Stepfather, the film's themes and "David's" motivations, shooting with a particular rating in mind, shooting styles and equipment, how the participants came to be involved in the picture, filming locations, cuts and edits, visual effects enhancements, and plenty of other pertinent and anecdotal observations. This is a solid track that listeners might find worthwhile should they be so inclined. Open House: Marking the Film (1080p, 20:12) features information on cast assembly and their performances, shooting in a Pasadena Craftsman home, shooting styles, assembling particular scenes, storyboarding, the work and talent of Director Nelson McCormick, and the nature of the story and the message of the film. Visualizing the Stunts (1080p, 11:35) takes viewers behind-the-scenes of the film's stunt work. Also included is a gag reel (480p, 4:52); the film's theatrical trailer (1080p, 2:33); six TV ads (1080i, 0:32 each); BD-Live functionality; Sony's MovieIQ connectivity; and additional 1080p trailers for The Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day, Armored, Soul Power, 2012, The Damned United, Zombieland, "Breaking Bad," Michael Jackson's This is It, Prom Night, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and Universal Soldier: Regeneration.

The Stepfather Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation 

Another day, another terrible remake. The Stepfather is certainly far from the worst movie out there, or even the worst of 2009. Its short list of positives -- all of which are technical rather than thematic in nature -- simply cannot save an otherwise terrible movie that's full of holes, unresolved or completely superfluous character traits and developments, and a plot that proves to be one of the most predictable and generic of all time. The Stepfather might work well for someone that's never seen a movie before, but for those with a few Horror/Thriller films under the belt -- and Heaven help genre veterans -- this one's really a stinky stinker of a movie. Sony's Blu-ray release, on the other hand, is of the studio's usual high quality output. The disc features a borderline reference-quality transfer, a fine but fairly boring lossless soundtrack, and an appropriately small collection of extras. The Stepfather is worth a rental for anyone that doesn't want to have think even in the slightest, but otherwise, this one's best left sitting pretty on the shelf.