6.5 | / 10 |
Users | 0.0 | |
Reviewer | 3.5 | |
Overall | 3.5 |
A coming-of-age story about a bookish young woman who changes during her summer vacation from a bespectacled bookworm to a femme fatale.
Starring: Debra Blee, Adam Roarke, Jeana Keough, James Daughton, Beans MoroccoComedy | 100% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 Mono (48kHz, 24-bit)
None
25GB Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Region free
Movie | 3.0 | |
Video | 4.0 | |
Audio | 3.0 | |
Extras | 1.0 | |
Overall | 3.5 |
How does one approach a film like “The Beach Girls,” with all its questionable material and fixation on titillation? It’s not an especially good movie, with fumbling performances, on-camera mistakes, and a screenplay dripping with goofy stereotypes. At times, it’s downright horrible. However, this 1982 production carries a weird aura of innocent fun, with silly shenanigans its only real concern, generating a party atmosphere of dancing, sexin’, and imbibing while it shares copious amounts of nudity to guarantee screen interest. A major force in the beach picture revival of the 1980s (1984’s “Hardbodies” being its crowning achievement), the feature sets out small goals for itself and accomplishes them without much of a fuss. “The Beach Girls” is just amiable enough to entertain, though a steady finger on the fast-forward button is recommended to slip past the moldy vaudeville routines that pass for a sense of humor here.
The AVC encoded image (1.78:1 aspect ratio) presentation is in decent shape for a forgotten 1982 beach comedy. Only a minor amount of damage and speckling is noticeable, finding most of the viewing experience consistent, offering a fresh look at the action. Detail is satisfactory for this type of low-budget endeavor, supplying welcome textures for the parade of bare skin, while the summery locations showcase a pleasing natural appearance through gauzy cinematography. Costuming also supplies a comfortable feel for fabrics, see-thru and otherwise. Skintones run a tad pinkish, but remain in control, while the general color palette is nicely defined and communicative, with bold primaries. Black levels are stable but rarely taxed beyond the odd low-lit scene, making depth easy to spot. Grain is successfully managed, gifting a filmic look to the picture.
The 2.0 DTS-HD MA sound mix isn't quite as sharp as the visual experience. While far from muddled, the highs here are rough, with a crackly, fuzzy quality that makes a few moments of extreme action harsh on the ears. Dialogue exchanges are largely acceptable, with basic conversations and exposition easy to follow. Some jokes are muffled, suffocating punchlines. Soundtrack selections dominate as intended, with instrumentation adequate if not stunning, while scoring cues register as intended. Atmospherics add to the listening event, separating indoor and outdoor excursions, and the group dynamic is tended to, sustaining the party mood.
"Kat's Meow" (8:14, HD) returns to the comedic stylings of host Katarina Leigh Waters, who opens the featurette with a prank phone call skit before switching over to nautical yuks, using footage from "Death Ship" for some reason. Focus quickly settles on Waters as she shares IMDB trivia with the viewer, highlighting genre connections for the cast and crew. For superfans, an extended dance sequence closes out the festivities. A Theatrical Trailer has not been included.
It's easy to linger on the persistent idiocy of "The Beach Girls" and its painfully low-budget production limitations. Despite obvious reservations, the picture is an entertaining snapshot of the era, with its pawing and jesting creating a summery slice of escapism that could never be made in today's uptight marketplace. It takes a special viewing headspace to embrace "The Beach Girls," but when the jokes die and the performances wobble, there's plenty of randy behavior to set the mood in an adequate manner.
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