5.7 | / 10 |
Users | 3.8 | |
Reviewer | 4.0 | |
Overall | 3.8 |
The lasting peace of the galaxy is threatened by the diabolical and relentless Count Zarth Arn, who is determined to take the universe for himself and make each planet his plaything, each inhabitant his slave. Can anyone save the universe from this megalomaniacal madman? Indeed there is, and she’s quite a beauty. Brave, bikini-clad star warrior Stella Star and her co-pilot Aktonare pressed into service to thwart the evil Zarth Arn’s plot. If they succeed, galactic peace will be achieved. If they fail, the universe will fall into decay and destruction at the hands of its sadistic new overlord.
Starring: Caroline Munro, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Plummer, Joe Spinell, Marjoe GortnerSci-Fi | 100% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (48kHz, 24-bit)
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 (48kHz, 24-bit)
None
25GB Blu-ray Disc
Two-disc set (1 BD, 1 DVD)
Region free
Movie | 1.5 | |
Video | 4.0 | |
Audio | 4.0 | |
Extras | 5.0 | |
Overall | 4.0 |
We've just survived an attack by the most powerful weapon in the entire galaxy! (Weeeeeeeee!!!!!)
Starcrash may very well be the worst movie ever made. When considering every element -- its ridiculously
shoddy production values, dreadful acting, terrible special effects, health-hazardous pacing, cringe-worthy dialogue,
and a plot that not only doesn't make much sense but rips off Star Wars and Ray Harryhausen -- it's hard to argue against the movie's long list of credentials
for
that honor. Oh yes, being in the running for "worst movie ever made" is indeed an honor, because it takes some
real effort -- or at least a lot of bad luck and zero know-how -- to make a movie this memorably terrible and a movie
so structurally confused and boring that one's very likely to think it's over when there's actually a half-hour or so
more to go. Still, Starcrash is likely to engender in its viewers a sense of awe that they're experiencing a once-in-a-lifetime level of
dreadful to the point that there's a desire to see it play out as long as possible to find out just how much lower it can
go. Indeed, Starcrash continues to get increasingly worse as the movie plays out -- it blatantly steals
scenes from one movie here, an idea from another there; it casts an actor with some oddball Southern accent as a
robot; it revels in some of the cheesiest dialogue ever heard in film; and it features acting that gets progressively more
over-the-top until the very end -- and seems to just build its legacy with every shot, scene, and
sequence until it's solidified itself as an all-time clunker. Best of all? Starcrash is uproariously, but
unintentionally, funny, making the movie highly watchable despite being historically bad.
The Schwartz is weak with this one...
Shout! Factory brings Starcrash to Blu-ray with a steady and honest 1080p, 1.78:1-framed transfer. No, it's not the sort of pristine film-like eye candy seen on a fresh-from-theaters summer blockbuster given the royal high definition treatment, but considering the picture's low budget, modest origins, and age, this release is nothing short of a revelation. The image exhibits some wobbly opening credits and is littered with random debris, and these represent the biggest flaws to be found within the transfer. Starcrash does sport some excessively soft and fuzzy shots, though the worst offenders are a result of the techniques utilized in bringing the picture's low-rent special effects to life. Otherwise, the image is crisp and stable, revealing wonderful detailing that brings out not only the textures of faces and clothes but, oftentimes, the cheapness of the sets and props; high definition may be both the best and worst thing that ever happened to Starcrash. Better yet, Starcrash never appears to be the victim of digital scrubbing to further clean it up; the transfer displays a moderate layer of grain, but is also home to some slight background noise and a few minor compression artifacts hovering in the background of several shots. Colors are rich and steady, never excessively vibrant but not at all dull, either. Flesh tones retain a neutral tint throughout, and blacks levels, while not pristine, generally impress. Starcrash isn't a go-to reference-quality Blu-ray disc in terms of its visual presentation, but Shout! Factory is to be commended for doing a marvelous job with such a low-rent movie.
One of the first pictures to be mixed with the then state-of-the-art Dolby Surround sound, Starcrash has graduated to Blu-ray and earned a steady and exciting DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless soundtrack. This is a hefty listen with power and volume to spare at reference levels. Much like the video quality, it impresses without achieving elite status; Starcrash lacks the pinpoint accuracy and superior clarity of the top soundtracks, but it offers an enjoyable listen nonetheless. Though dialogue can sometimes get lost underneath a mountain of sound effects, it's generally clear and accurate, though it does unnaturally leak over to the front right and left speakers on a few occasions. Additionally, minor lip sync issues crop up every so often. The track certainly doesn't want for a more aggressive surround sound posture; Starcrash is packed with a cacophony of sound that flows from every direction, and while it's lacking that more precise placement and sense of absolute immersion, the sometimes clumsy but highly entertaining mix does suit the look and style of the movie quite well. The track delivers a nicely-realized low end on several occasions, notably as the giantess Talos rip-off (of Jason and the Argonauts fame) stalks Stella and Elle on the Amazon planet. Starcrash's lossless soundtrack won't win any awards, but it's highly enjoyable and a nice companion to the film.
Starcrash lands on Blu-ray as a two-disc set, with several special features found on disc one, and a host of
additional extras located on a second DVD disc. Disc one features a pair of audio commentary tracks which are the
unquestioned highlight of the Starcrash special features bonanza. The first is dubbed History of
'Starcrash:' Making of the Film & Its Importance in 1970s Fantastic Cinema, while the second is labeled as
Scene by Scene: Production Trivia, Anecdotes & Critical Analysis. Both feature Starcrash historian
Steven Romano sharing his vast knowledge of the picture and covering the movie from most every angle
conceivable. He believes he's seen the film no less than 500 times (that works out to about 750 hours or a little over
a month of his life), and considering his seemingly unending knowledge of all things Starcrash, one can't doubt that figure. To be succinct,
both tracks are nothing less than marvelous listens. In Romano's
own words, the first track covers "the history of fantastic film in the 1970s, the background of the key players
involved in the making of 'Starcrash,' a bullet point analysis of how the picture was made and where it stands
historically." Track two contains "scene notes, trivia bits, anecdotes, [and] critical analysis." Both tracks are easy to
become lost in; they're so well-spoken, so informative, and delivered with nothing but an honest and deep love for the
material that one can't help but find a whole new appreciation for the film through Romano's words. Romano never
pretends that Starcrash is some all-time great picture in the same vein as The Godfather or Bridge on the River Kwai; instead he shares
his thoughts on why the picture is a classic within its own little realm. Needless to say, both tracks are must-listens
and alone make this set worth buying.
Disc one continues with a pair of featurettes. Interview with Luigi Cozzi (1080p, 41:24) is another
impressive piece that features the film's director passionately and with a fondness for the history of the film discussing
the origins of his fascination with Science Fiction and Monster movies, similarities to and the influence of Star Wars, the
casting, his screenplay, the influences of Ray Harryhausen pictures on the film, John Barry's soundtrack, the picture's release, and talks of a sequel.
Next is The Music of John Barry: Commentary of the Score by Composer Mars of Deadhouse Music (1080p, 12:55), a piece that features the
deadhousemusic.com founder sharing his thoughts on John Barry's score. He speaks over both parts
of the score and still images and footage from the film. Five photo galleries (1080p) are next: Designs, Storyboards,
Behind-the-Scenes, Promotional Artwork, and Fan Artwork. Rounding out the extras on disc one is the Starcrash
theatrical trailer (1080p, 2:36), the trailer with Joe Dante commentary (1080p, 2:36), the trailer with Eli Roth commentary courtesy of trailersfromhell.com (1080p, 2:58), the French language trailer (1080p, 2:56), a Starcrash TV
spot (1080p, 0:32), and several Starcrash radio spots (1080p, 1:33).
Disc two is a DVD with a host of additional Starcrash content, beginning with a collection of 17 deleted and alternate scenes (480p, 36:36).
Interview with Caroline Munroe (480p, 1:13:00) is a relatively new and extensive piece that features the actress who played "Stella Star"
recounting her career, with emphasis, of course, on her work in Starcrash. Next is Making of the Special Effects by Armondo Valcauda
(With Exclusive Never Before Seen Footage) (480p, 24:00). Not just another interview piece, this supplement features Valcauda's text
recounting
his early work and his contributions to Stracrash appearing over a series of still behind-the-scenes photographs and accompanied by music.
What's nice about a supplement like this is that viewers have a chance to see a cast member's career progression leading to his work on
Starcrash, rather than the piece simply focusing on the snapshot that was his efforts on Luigi Cozzi's film. Behind the Scenes Footage
with Commentary (480p, 19:48) features raw home video footage taken on the set, accompanied by verbal observations recounting the story
behind the footage. Rounding out the extras found on disc two is the Starcrash original screenplay, illustrated with storyboards and
concept art. This supplement is only accesible through a PC or Mac equipped with a DVD drive. Inside Starcrash's Blu-ray case is reversible
cover art and a full-color booklet that primarily features All the Stars in the
Universe, a nine-page essay penned by the disc's commentary star, Steven Romano.
Starcrash earns some love for its status as a "so bad its good" on-the-cheap and underpowered Star Wars clone. It's absolutely awful in every facet of its existence, but it's also oddly appealing for reasons that, even after a couple of viewings, haven't yet fully manifested themselves. Maybe it's as simple as finding new and interesting things that only make the movie worse than previously thought, or maybe it's like that one hideously ugly kitten at the shelter that nobody wants to adopt but that wants nothing more than to give its undying affection to anyone who gives it a chance. There's nothing about Starcrash to love on the surface, but one can't deny the heart and odd appeal that lies underneath the laborious pacing, abysmal acting, laughable effects, and haphazard plot. A bad movie indeed but one with a cult following and well worth a watch for whatever reason, Starcrash is the epitome of ugly moviemaking that nevertheless manages to strike a chord and just wants to nestle into the hearts of its audiences for what it is and for all it's worth. Shout! Factory's Blu-ray release of Starcrash is worlds better than the movie itself. Featuring a fantastic transfer, a quality 5.1 lossless soundtrack, and an incredible array of extras, it's easy to see that this particularly Blu-ray was nothing less than a labor of love for all involved in its production. Surprise, surprise, Starcrash is easily the worst movie yet to come highly recommended based not only on the strength of Shout! Factory's Blu-ray package but that oddly appealing something that makes it worth watching, even if it is one of the worst pictures ever made.
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