6.1 | / 10 |
Users | 0.0 | |
Reviewer | 1.5 | |
Overall | 1.5 |
Things aren't going exactly as planned for high-powered, Manhattan lawyer Louise. Her husband of 13 years, Ian, announces to her that he's leaving her for a younger woman. Taking things into her own hands, Louise holds Ian captive until he agrees to work on their marriage. The unexpected arrival of a gardener turned opportunistic thief and Ian's impatient mistress serve only to complicate the spiraling situation further.
Starring: Meg Ryan, Timothy Hutton, Kristen Bell, Justin Long, Derek CarterComedy | 100% |
Drama | 70% |
Video codec: VC-1
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (48kHz, 24-bit)
English SDH, Spanish
25GB Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
BD-Live
Region free
Movie | 1.5 | |
Video | 2.5 | |
Audio | 3.5 | |
Extras | 1.0 | |
Overall | 1.5 |
This is a film that simply should never have been made. When screenwriter, actor, and director Adrienne Shelly was tragically murdered at the height of her career in late 2006—she had just finished directing the surprise Sundance hit Waitress—she left behind several scripts, including the dark romantic comedy Serious Moonlight. Shelly’s husband, producer Andy Ostroy, was determined bring it to the screen, getting Waitress co-star and Curb Your Enthusiasm comedienne Cheryl Hines to direct, and wrangling up oh, there they are has-beens Meg Ryan and Timothy Hutton, along with the now ubiquitous Justin Long and upstart Kristen Bell, to fill out the cast. The resultant, legacy-tampering film is an unmitigated disaster in nearly every aspect. Tonally, it’s a bi-polar mess of weepy sentiment, flat as a medieval conception of the Earth comedy, and jarring, totally out of place violence. The leads shriek and mope through the most inane first-draft dialogue imaginable, and rampant plot holes turn the narrative into a credibility-draining sieve, making me wonder if the screenplay was ever even truly finished before it was shoved posthumously into production.
Exhibit #1
Serious Moonlight looks seriously dreary on Blu-ray, with a 1080p/VC-1 encoded transfer that's murky and flat. The image throughout is noticeably soft—at least it's consistent—and fine detail is almost completely absent, even where you expect it most. Even in close-ups, skin and clothing have no discernable texture, and the folds and creases of the amply used duct tape lack any kind of edge. Grain is easily distinguishable, though, so this isn't the effect of heavy-handed DNR. The color palette is similarly dull; even the rose reds lack vibrancy. It certainly doesn't help that all of the colors used inside the bathroom—where three fourths of the film is set—are dark and drab. The result is a picture that lacks contrast—true blacks are opaque but hazy—and seems overly dim. I attribute this to the uninspired lighting and cinematography, though, and not any defect in the transfer. That said, the opening sequence—with the taxi driving up to the house—is fraught with strange, seemingly compression-related issues. Aside from the fact that this scene is incredibly soft, the yellow tones in the road and the greens of the taxi become oddly pixilated and splotchy. Not sure what happened here, as the problem really doesn't occur elsewhere in the film.
The film's DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track fares slightly better, even though the mix itself is uninvolving and even empty-sounding at times. These kinds of films aren't usually known for their whiz-bang soundtracks, but Serious Moonlight is more vacant than most, offering a front-heavy, dialogue driven experience with almost no rear channel engagement. If I craned my ears toward my speakers and bumped up the volume I could at times make out some slight ambient noise—some wind and birds outside, etc.—but for most of the film, silence reigns in the surrounds. Dialogue is perfectly comprehensible, then, as it never has to compete with any other noises to be heard. The only time the track gets to fill out the space is when the dippy, salsa- inspired score kicks in, or on the rare instance when a pop song or old jazz number is used to set the mood. And the music sounds just fine, with deep stand-up bass notes and plenty of high-end detail, even if it lacks real oomph and presence. A completely unremarkable track, for sure, but it gets the job done.
Commentary with Cheryl Hines and Producers Andy Ostroy and Michael Roiff
Hines, Ostroy, and Roiff—sounds like a law firm. Anyway, the three get along well and
have a good time chatting about the film—there's lot of laughter—but I can't find a single reason
why anyone would want to watch Serious Moonlight again just for the
commentary.
The Making of Serious Moonlight (SD, 12:21)
This is one of those self-congratulatory featurettes where everyone fawns over one another's
work, all intercut with overlong scenes from the film and a smattering of on set B-roll footage.
Not much of substance to be found here.
HDNet: A Look at Serious Moonlight (1080i, 4:40)
Director Cheryl Hines gives us a plot synopsis and tells us what the film is all about. Standard
issue, shilling-the-film type stuff.
Also From Magnolia Home Entertainment Blu-ray (1080p, 6:50)
Well, at least we get some decent trailers, including Wonderful World, Red Cliff,
Bronson, and a promo for HDNet.
BD-Live Functionality
Serious Moonlight is proof positive that some scripts should remain in dusty filing cabinets, forever unread. This is easily the worst film I've seen so far this year, and I can't even recommend it as a so-bad-it's-good novelty. With Valentine's Day coming up, I have a feeling more than a few people will be tricked into picking this one up, thinking it's a feel-good rom-com, so if you see someone about to buy it in a store, slap it out of their hands or something. Seriously.
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