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Reviewer | 2.5 | |
Overall | 2.5 |
Jack and his buddy Ben check in at a posh Florida resort, planning to spend every hour in hot pursuit of gorgeous babes. But their plans hit a major detour when they try to bed the wife of a conniving jewel thief.
Starring: Johnny Depp, Rob Morrow, Emily Longstreth, Karyn O'Bryan, Hector ElizondoComedy | 100% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.85:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: Dolby Digital 2.0 (448 kbps)
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50GB Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Region A (locked)
Movie | 2.0 | |
Video | 2.5 | |
Audio | 2.5 | |
Extras | 0.0 | |
Overall | 2.5 |
It may be hard to imagine, but three decades ago, a Johnny Depp movie could find its way to theaters and nobody cared (enter your “Transcendence” jokes here). After scoring a major supporting role in Wes Craven’s original “A Nightmare on Elm Street,” Depp graduated to leading man status with 1985’s “Private Resort,” joining newcomer Rob Morrow, with the young actors suddenly in charge of a sex comedy, running around a sun-soaked location ogling women and dodging trouble. Another offering from the teen cinema takeover surge of the 1980s, “Private Resort” is caught between the bikini-peeling demands of the subgenre and director George Bowers’s quest to construct a Mel Brooks-style farce, laboring to make the feature as broad as humanly possible while still tending to the exposure of bare breasts. While not the worst title to emerge during the decade’s obsession with sleazy behavior, the film isn’t exactly a stunner, trying too hard to please with slapstick that doesn’t blend smoothly with the endeavor’s creeper interests.
The AVC encoded image (1.85:1 aspect ratio) presentation doesn't deliver "Private Resort" to HD with necessary gusto. The Blu-ray provides a soft viewing experience that handles detail poorly, managing the parade of flesh, bikinis, and sheer outfits without satisfying definition. Haloing remains throughout. Colors are missing their natural appearance, delivering deflated skintones (even Easterbrook's golden visage is lacking oomph) and costuming, finding primaries fatigued. Delineation isn't up for a challenge, with evening sequences on the thick side. Source is in solid shape, without damage, but age is impossible to miss.
Arriving with a 2.0 Dolby Digital mix, "Private Resort" was never built for sonic power, but the track certainly doesn't inspire closer attention or the basic idea of immersion. Dialogue isn't particularly powerful, but comedic extremes are passably clear, only tamed by louder music cues, which periodically threaten to take over. Overall, it's a quieter listening experience, demanding volume boost to bring it up to cinematic level. Atmospherics with pool and hotel room shenanigans are acceptable, also offering agreeable group activity. Nuance isn't a priority here.
There is no supplementary material on this disc.
"Private Resorts" remains committed to its original mission throughout, offering viewers an assortment of creeper shots, identifying clothed and unclothed body parts as the young men work their way around the resort's pool, aerobics room, and bathrooms, while Depp and Morrow even get in on the action, committing to rear nudity I'm sure both actors now regret. It's bawdy work, intermittently exploring bad taste, but it certainly isn't an angry feature. It's packed with silly business from start to finish, showcasing Mitchell's love for classic comedy construction, even if he doesn't exactly understand how to visualize it as successfully. In the pantheon of horndog cinema, this isn't memorable work, but for Depp completists and those who enjoy their stupidity as meagerly clothed as possible, the limited charms of "Private Resort" will suffice.
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