Rating summary
Movie | | 3.0 |
Video | | 3.5 |
Audio | | 3.0 |
Extras | | 2.5 |
Overall | | 3.0 |
Masters of Horror: The Complete Season 1, Vols. 1-4 Blu-ray Movie Review
Is purchasing this four-pack from Starz a scary proposition?
Reviewed by Martin Liebman April 9, 2009
"Masters of Horror" may be more aptly titled, "A Few Masters of Horror and Several Random
Filmmakers With Some Sort of Horror Credit on Their Resumé." "Masters of Horror" is a show with
an excellent concept, providing practically free reign to a director to helm an hour-long tale of thrills,
chills, and gore any way they see fit. Of course, cross the line too much and the episode won't
make it on-air (see "Imprint"). Unfortunately, the talent assembled for the task ranges from "true
master" to "who?" The quality of each episode varies almost as greatly, regardless of the director
behind
the camera. John Carpenter's entry is one of the weaker in the series (though it boasts perhaps the
best concept of the bunch) while Don Coscarelli, whose name is certainly not of the same stature as
Carpenter, Argento, or Miike, directs perhaps the best episode, "Incident On and Off A Mountain
Road." Directors can do only so much given substandard material, and "Masters of Horror" is
proof-positive that a talented director without a great script is like a hockey player without a stick.
"Masters of Horror" seems like a Horror fan's dream-come-true, but this collection of scary movies
offers just as many tricks as it does treats.
Volume I
Rating: 2.5/5
"
Cigarette Burns"
Norman Reedus plays Kirby, a film aficionado and
small movie
theater owner with a troubled
past. He is deep in debt, a recovering drug addict, and his girlfriend has committed suicide. He
has a knack for tracking down copies of obscure movies, and he is hired by an eccentric, wealthy
film collector named Bellinger (Udo Kier) to find perhaps the most infamous film of all time--
La
Fin Absolue Du Monde (
The Absolute End of the World). Screened only once
publicly, the film
drove its audience insane. Four people died in the mayhem that followed and rumor has it that
the
only copy of the film has been destroyed by the government. Bellinger, of course, believes
otherwise. Seeing a solution to his financial troubles, Kirby agrees to track down the film. His
life begins to unravel as he closes in on the truth behind the film.
With John
Carpenter
(
Halloween,
Escape From New York) at the helm, one cannot help but to have high hopes for this
episode. Unfortunately, although it is watchable, it is an overall disappointment, thanks to poor
execution, among other things. The pace is extremely slow, and for an episode that clocks in at
just under an hour, that’s a
bad sign. Udo Kier delivers a solid
performance, as does Julius Chapelle who plays Henri, a French film archivist. Reedus'
performance as Kirby seems severely lacking, however, sometimes poor enough so as to detract
from the flow of the story. He often seems to be reciting his lines without giving any thought
to their meaning and place in the story. There are several genuinely scary moments throughout,
and the
episode is particularly graphic and gory. Fans of extreme gore will no doubt love this one.
"
Dreams in the Witch House"
H.P. Lovecraft is an icon of horror
literature, and director Stuart Gordon has made a career with his film adaptations of the
author’s work, including the popular
Re-Animator (starring Jeffrey Combs of "Star
Trek: Deep Space
Nine" fame). Returning to direct yet another Lovecraft yarn, Gordon's
Dreams in the Witch
House adds to the "Masters of Horror" collection. This
episode stars Ezra Godden as Walter Gilman, a graduate student studying the possibility that
alternate universes have an intersect point, and where they cross, travel between the two
universes is theoretically possible. As luck would have it (or misfortune from Walter’s
perspective), this point of intersection is in the corner of his bedroom. A witch and a rat (with a
human face) come through this portal bent on sacrificing his neighbor’s infant son. Walter must
protect the child and fight the witch’s powerful spell that is befalling him, a spell that makes him
want to do
the evil deed himself.
There seems to be a
trend in the first two episodes -- a man must battle powerful, surreal entities while
trying to keep his wits and sanity about him. Ezra Godden fares much better than
Norman Reedus at emoting the terror one would likely feel while being confronted by the
unknown. This is certainly a more twisted and complex tale than "Cigarette
Burns", though the plot contrivances in this episode are a bit too obvious. Technically, the
episode is
on par with "Cigarette
Burns." One key special effect near the end of the episode looks laughably bad.
While
distracting, it doesn't completely take audiences out of the intensity of the scene. The gore is
very much
toned down here, especially comparing it to the very graphic "Cigarette Burns."
"
The Fair-Haired Child"
Tara (Lindsay
Pulsipher) is a shy, picked-on high school student who is drugged and taken away in the back of
a van after school. When she wakes, she is told she is in a hospital several hundred
miles away from her home. Tara soon enough realizes she is not where she was led to believe,
and quickly finds herself locked in the basement of a secluded mansion with Johnny, a suicidal,
weary, and
mute young man. Tara and Johnny discover ominous warning signs scribbled on the walls,
including "beware the fair-haired child." The identity of the fair-haired child is soon revealed and
Tara and Johnny must face the nightmare together.
This episode is arguably the
most entertaining of the three, though quite a bit of it is over-the-top. The identity of the
fair-haired child came as no surprise, and unfortunately his reveal feels lackluster in presentation.
He's certainly a scary-looking creature
(with night vision eyes), but a scarier reveal may have been much more effective. The episode's
director, William Malone, has several box office clunkers under
his
belt (the
Alien rip-off
Creature and
FeardotCom) and this episode
proves he isn't likely to break through as a director anytime soon. This episode, like
"Cigarette Burns," could have been much better than it was. The concept is intriguing, and one
wonders what could have been had the filmmakers been given
a bigger budget and more time to flesh out the details of the episode.
Volume II
Rating: 3.5/5
"
Jenifer"
Dario Argento (
Two Evil Eyes) is
one of the definitive icons of horror movie
history and a great influence on the genre as it is known today. He also supervised the European
release of
George A. Romero's
Dawn of the Dead (known as
Zombi in Europe). He has
the credentials to be called a true "master of horror" and he has delivered "Jenifer" for
Showtime's "Masters of Horror" series.
Jenifer stars Steven Weber (who wrote the teleplay based on a short story by Bruce
Jones) as Frank, a detective who, while on stakeout, saves a hideously deformed woman, Jenifer
(Carrie Anne Fleming), from being brutally murdered. Frank feels for her and rather than see her
in an asylum, he brings her into his home, much to the disgust of his wife. After Jennifer eats
the
family cat, Frank's wife and son leave. Frank becomes obsessed even further with protecting
and providing for Jenifer, so much so that he tolerates her inhuman, malicious actions. The
only question
that remains is how far Jenifer will go, and how far Frank will allow her to go before turning on
her.
Be forewarned, this is a disturbing and very graphic entry into the "Masters of
Horror" series. It's more brutal than "Cigarette Burns" but infinitely better in terms of
story,
character development, and, most importantly, sheer terror. "Jenifer," at first, seems to be
aiming more for a shock-fest, but instead the tale develops into a well-crafted story with solid
acting, direction, and
writing. One element that greatly adds to the horror of the story is the unknown. Argento
leaves many questions unanswered. What
has happened to Jenifer? Why does she do what she does? Despite leaving audiences hanging,
"Jenifer" is one of the best episodes of the "Masters of Horror" series.
"
Sick
Girl"
"Sick Girl,"
directed by Lucky McKee (2002's
May), stars Angela Bettis and Erin Brown as Ida and
Misty, two girls who have fallen in love and moved in together. Ida is an entomologist with an
apartment full of bugs she keeps as pets, much to the dismay of her landlord. She is a hopeless
romantic and finally meets Misty, an artist who draws
pictures of fairies in the lobby of Ida's workplace. Ida has received a rare bug in the mail from
Brazil. The bug manages to get loose at the same time that Ida and Misty's relationship begins
to
undergo "changes." The story soon shares a secret from Misty's past and reveals why the bug
was delivered
to Ida and who sent it to her.
For everything that
"Jenifer" gets right, "Sick Girl" gets horribly wrong. The story is ludicrous, the
acting terrible (Ida's character is downright painful to watch and listen to), and there is
absolutely nothing scary about this episode, except how bad it is. Gore fans will be disappointed,
too, with this installment. There is practically no gore and only one splattering of blood near the
end. No scares, no gore, no redeeming quality at all. This is easily the worst episode of
"Masters of Horror."
"
Deer Woman"
"Deer Woman" is an enjoyable hour-long
romp that is a parody of schlock horror and buddy cop movies. It is directed by John Landis who
has brought horror fans
An American Werewolf in London as well as some of the
greatest comedies of all time, including
Animal House and
The Blues Brothers.
This episode stars Brian Benben
as Dwight Faraday, a once-respected detective that has been demoted to investigating animal
attacks after an unfortunate incident while in the line of duty. A series of brutal murders that
leave victims mutilated almost beyond recognition leads Faraday and his sidekick, Officer Jacob
Reed (Anthony Griffith), to believe that the killer may be a real-life Native American legend, that
of the "Deer Woman," a beautiful woman with the legs of a deer.
This is a fine episode
despite its ridiculous premise. Though it suffers from some of the same flaws as
"Sick
Girl," such as bad acting and an absurd story that just isn't scary and doesn't live up to its
"Horror" billing, "Deer Woman" doesn't take itself seriously and allows viewers to go on
the case with Faraday and Reed and revel in the fun and foolishness of the whole affair.
There is a moderate amount of gore here, mostly of already-mutilated bodies, and what's here is
over-the-top and doesn't churn the stomach as much as gore in more serious, straightforward
horror precisely because the episode is so much fun and isn't meant to shock audiences.
Volume III
Rating: 3.5/5
"
Incident On and Off a Mountain Road"
It was a dark and stormy night. Really! Ellen (Bree Turner) crashes her car on a desolate
mountain road during a horrific thunderstorm. She wakes in a daze, noticing a blood trail leading
from her car to the side of the road. She approaches cautiously and is suddenly confronted by
Moonface (John De Santis), a large, crazed, and pale-skinned killer who captures young women,
returns them to his home, removes their eyes with a drill press, crucifies them, and displays the
remains of his
victims in his yard. Sarah must rely on the teachings of her husband Bruce (Ethan Embry) to
survive. Bruce is a survivalist, an expert in weapons of all types, and is an especially skilled
marksman with his 1911-style
pistol. Through a series of flashbacks, viewers see his influence on Ellen as he attempts to teach
her
self-reliance, survival skills, and discipline. Ellen is largely turned off by the constant barrage of
criticism and hard work Bruce puts her through, but she soon realizes the value of the training as
she uses it to fight against Moonface and for her freedom.
This episode is more of a 50 minute action sequence with Horror elements mixed in rather than
playing as straight Horror, and it is easily the best "Masters of Horror" episode to be found in the
first two Blu-ray collections.
Director Don Coscarelli (
Phantasm,
Bubba Ho-Tep) has crafted a tense, riveting,
and action-packed episode with a good life lesson on the value of self-reliance and discipline mixed
in. "Incident On and Off a Mountain Road" was the premier episode of Showtime's
"Masters of Horror" series, and it's an odd choice for such a distinction. It's a fabulous
episode but not pure Horror, possibly disappointing hardcore fans of the genre. Coscarelli is a
good director, but one would think that leading off the series with an
episode from a bigger-name horror director such as John Carpenter or Dario
Argento would have made more sense. Someone at Showtime, however, obviously saw that this
episode stands toe-to-toe with the best the series has to offer and recognized the high quality of
the episode from the directing, the acting, and
the story. It's a fine episode, worthy of repeat viewings, and a great way to kick off
Volume III of the series.
"
Dance of the Dead"
The setting for "Dance of the Dead" is a post-apocalyptic America where nine million people
have died as a result of war and terrorism. This is a world where drugged-out and mean-spirited
teenagers rob elderly couples not of money or jewels but of their very life source -- blood. The
blood is sold to "The M.C." (Robert Englund of
Nightmare on Elm Street fame), the owner
of the hard rock night club "The Doom Room," who injects the blood into the corpses of terror
victims of "the Blizz."
The methodology is a bit complicated, but suffice to say that injecting these victims with fresh
blood causes them to dance when provoked to do so by an electric shock.
Peggy (Jessica Lowndes) is a 17-year-old waitress whose sister and father have both fallen victim
to the ravages of war and terror. She meets Jak (Jonathan Tucker), one of the misguided youths
who steal the blood. He's much more level-headed and caring than his friends, a quality Peggy
instantly recognizes. She goes out with him and ends up at "The Doom Room" along with Jak's
friend
Boxx (Ryan McDonald) where she soon discovers a terrible secret about one of the unfortunate
souls forced to perform the "dance of the dead." In a mad scramble to reveal the truth, Peggy
and Jak must come to terms with issues from their past and confront them head-on in the
present.
Films set in a post-apocalyptic world are always intriguing. From excellent films like
The Road
Warrior and
Miracle Mile to the bad-yet-fun
Cyborg, such films generally
draw in and entertain viewers, but
Dance of the Dead fails to impress. It's dull and in
many
ways
predictable. There aren't many scares and very little gore. What gore the episode offers appears
fake, a problem at times with post-production CGI. Director Tobe Hooper is somewhat of an
enigma.
He
burst onto the horror scene with his classic
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre but has done
little since to realize the potential demonstrated in that film. This film is no different. It is
short on scares, slow on pace, and absent of replay value. This is not the worst of the series, but
it is certainly near the bottom. Robert Englund, as expected, is the lone bright spot of the show
and serves as its primary redeeming quality.
"
Pick Me Up"
As the story begins, a bus with only a few passengers breaks down in the middle of nowhere. A
trucker named Wheeler (Michael Moriarty) pulls over to help out and offers to take some of the
stranded passengers to "The Trading Post" several miles down the road where, they assume, all
will be well. Someone ought to remind them that they are in a Horror picture! Wheeler's
modus operandi is simple: kill anyone who hitches a ride with him. The bus driver
remains behind and is murdered by a drifter/hitchhiker named, aptly, Walker (Warren Kole),
whose M.O. is to kill anyone who picks him up. The trucker and drifter are in competition with
one another, seemingly at odds over who should kill their latest victim, Stacia (Fairuza Balk). The
trio end up at a motel, at first unbeknownst to one another, where the killers face off. This leads
to their final confrontation at the end of the film when Wheeler picks up
Walker with Stacia already in the cab of the truck. The episode ends with a spectacularly good,
out-of-left-field ending.
Neither spine-tingling scary nor gratuitously violent (though this is
the
goriest entry on this disc based solely on one sequence), "Pick Me Up" is a dark comedy
that is over-the-top in its acting and storytelling, and is a fun ride from beginning to end.
Director
Larry Cohen is one of the lesser "masters of Horror." Nevertheless, this is a good entry
into the series and showcases Cohen's natural ability as a storyteller, and will likely leave viewers
yearning to discover more of his work when the credits role.
Volume IV
Rating: 2.5/5
"
Imprint"
Takashi Miike's "Imprint" is the story of an American named Christopher (Billy Drago,
The Hills Have Eyes) on a journey to find a woman named Komomo (Michie Itô in her
film debut) whom he once met and promised to return to take her to the United States.
Upon arrival to an island inhabited by prostitutes, Christopher is told by a mysterious and
unnamed woman (Youki Kudoh,
Rush Hour 3) that Komomo is dead. A dejected Christopher asks the
woman to tell him exactly what happened to Komomo. She recounts a harrowing tale
of Komomo's torture over a stolen ring that belonged to the madam ruling over her women
(Japanese actress Toshie Negishi). Christopher is not convinced by the woman's story, believing
there
to be more to the tale. He pushes the woman to reveal the truth, and as she does, she unravels
a harrowing and horrifying tale that will end with Christopher learning the woman's dark secret
about herself, the ring, and Komomo.
This is the episode that never aired on Showtime; executives deemed it too disturbing to show to
their viewers. Does it live up to its reputation as something so horrifying that it was never aired
on television? Yes and no. The torture scenes are more gut-wrenching and stomach-churning
than they are graphic. Audiences see Komomo having her armpits burned and needles stuck
under her
fingernails and gums. Also to be seen are aborted fetuses, some gore, and a fairly disturbing
"thing"
that relates to the woman's secret. The most cringe-worthy aspect of "Imprint" was that it
became more and more ridiculous as it moved along. Not only is Billy Drago's acting
horrendous, but the Japanese women speaking English
is a turn-off, too. Their English sounds forced and phony, making it difficult to take seriously.
The story, especially after the woman's "secret" is
revealed, comes off as completely ludicrous, aiming more for shock
value than a taut story line. This one is still worth a watch, however. It's not
overly disturbing, visually, but any intellectually stimulating aspect the episode may have
garnered
partway through
is lost by the end.
"
Homecoming"
"Homecoming" stars Robert Picardo of
Star Trek: Voyager fame. It combines elements of the War and Zombie genres, which
would
seem to make for a winning combination.
Wrong! "Homecoming"
is one of the most politically-charged shows around, surpassing even "
Weeds" in its blatant
commentary. David Murch (John
Tenney,
The Closer) is a campaign speechwriter and Jane Cleaver (Thea Gill,
Seed) is an
author who has written a book about the left taking over cable news, her character portrayed as
an Ann Coulter type.
Appearing together on a television talk show, David says that if the deceased soldiers
fighting overseas could come back from the dead, they would say that the war is a good thing.
The problem is, the dead soldiers really are coming back to life! Instead of coming back and
saying that they died for a good cause, the dead soldiers are returning to vote against the
President and the war.
Joe Dante, Master or Horror? His horror credentials, like several of the other "masters" of Horror,
are suspect at best. He's got
Gremlins, that film Horror-light at best. Dante' biggest hits
include
Small
Soldiers,
Innerspace, and
Matinee. He does have a couple of lesser-known
horror flicks to slap onto his resumé, including
Piranha and
The Howling. Not
only is his episode a dull,
overlong mess with sloppy direction, poor pacing, and bad writing, but it also fails as political satire
and as political message because it's just too blatantly obvious that the
entire point was to berate those persons and events that Dante disapproves of in real life. A
more subdued message with strong underlying tones rather than an overt rant may have been
more effective in communicating his criticism of present-day events.
The "beat the viewer over the head" approach of the episode completely fails to engender any
sort of critical thinking, resulting only in a "here we go again" general groan as the episode plays
out.
"
Haeckel’s Tale"
"Haeckel’s Tale" is a twisted story of love's enduring power. When a man wants his late
wife
resurrected, he visits a necromancer for help in performing the ritual that will bring her back.
She agrees to raise his wife from the dead on one
condition: he must hear a tale of a previous raising of the dead and decide if he still wants the
dark
magic performed at the end of the story. The bulk of the episode is the telling of this tale, a tale
of a man named Ernst
Haeckel (Derek Cecil,
Pasadena), a heathen medical student who claims to be able
to resurrect the dead. He fails to raise the corpse of a woman before an audience of his
classmates and
professor. Haeckel sets out to prove his theory correct and eventually meets "The Great
Montesquino," a man who claims to be able to raise the dead, performing the act on a dog for
crowds and offering his services for pay to raise the dead for his clientele. Haeckel eventually
meets Walter Wolfram (Tom McBeath,
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem) and his wife Elise
(Leela Savasta,
Black Christmas), with whom he spends the night. Haeckel begins to fall
in love with Elise, but a very dark and horrific secret will validate his theories on reanimation,
confirm
Montesquino's powers and,
ultimately, lead him towards a fate that he may not be able to escape.
This is yet another tale of the dead rising, but, unlike "Homecoming," it makes for a very
enjoyable watch. This is perhaps the most bizarre episode of "Masters of Horror," but it is both
intriguing and fast-paced. The episode engenders an odd sense of fascination with what
transpires. Some
may find it romantic, others may find it horrifically disgusting, but regardless, there is no denying
that what happens in "Haeckel's Tale" is unique in film. It's bold, risqué, and mostly shocking,
but the end of the episode plays
out rather predictably.
Still, a solid effort here, and one of the best of the first season of the show.
"
Chocolate"
Jamie (Henry Thomas,
Fire in the Sky) is a man who creates artificial flavorings for the
food industry. Despite working around tasty foods, Jamie only eats "rabbit food" until he meets a
woman at the supermarket. The two spend the night together and overeat on junk food. Jamie
soon begins tasting chocolate in his mouth, despite not having consumed any. He shrugs the
odd sensation off, but when he begins to see another person's life through his own eyes and
feeling what she feels, he
begins to lose his sanity and starts a desperate search for the person whose life he is witnessing.
The search intensifies when he witnesses a murder committed by this individual, and he
ultimately confronts her, resulting in a life-and-death struggle for the truth about who she is and
why
Jamie is seeing her life before his eyes.
Expectations are high for "Chocolate." The episode is directed by the creator of
"Masters of Horror," Mick Garris. Unfortunately, this is rather average stuff, and labeling it
as "Horror" is a stretch at best. Perhaps "Psychological Thriller" would be the
proper classification. Though difficult to embrace, it's certainly not
the worst the series has to offer, but it fails to live up to its billing
as
"Horror." Not once is it scary, gory, or tense. "Chocolate" never really offers anything of
note, leaving viewers shrugging it off with a "so what?" "Chocolate" is neither sweet nor
tasty, but it's certainly a cavity in this series.
Masters of Horror: The Complete Season 1, Vols. 1-4 Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality
Volume I
Rating: 2.5/5
Starz presents "Masters of Horror" in 1080i high definition, the same way the show aired
on
Showtime. "Cigarette Burns" fares the worst of the trio found on the first disc. Flesh tones
are
on the wrong side of orange. A very small amount of noise is noticeable throughout. Much of
the
image appears overly soft. Black levels are
fine, however, and some of the brighter daytime scenes look good. Skin tones fare much better
in the other two episodes. "The Fair-Haired Child," taking place in a mostly dark and drab
basement with grays, blacks, and blues as the primary hues, looks solid enough. All three
episodes are very dark in nature and they are given a passable presentation on Blu-ray, but there
is certainly room for improvement should Starz ever revisit this series in the future.
Volume II
Rating: 3.5/5
Overall, video quality surpassed that of the first volume of "Masters of Horror."
Again presented in 1080i, Volume II still comes nowhere close to being rated among the
best of
Blu-ray, but two of the three episodes in this set look sufficiently good overall. Sadly, the one
that is
lacking is the best episode, "Jenifer." This episode has the same problems that plagued the
episodes in Volume I, namely a soft, at times slightly blurred image with loads of speckles
visible
onscreen, especially in outdoor scenes. The image appears somewhat uneven. Flesh tones look
very natural one minute and display much less color or too much the next. They never appear
overly
orange, as was seen in "Cigarette Burns" from Volume I, but this isn't a marked
improvement either. "Sick Girl" and
"Deer Woman" fare the best on this disc and certainly look better than all three episodes
from Volume I.
Everything, including black levels, are solid but not extraordinary. Fans of the show should be
pleased enough with this transfer.
Volume III
Rating: 3.5/5
Starz presents yet another disc in the "Masters of Horror" series in 1080i. The image across the
three episodes, as a whole, fares
better than its two predecessors. "Incident On and Off a Mountain Road" impresses a
great deal. Luscious greens permeate some of the daylight outdoor scenes, and the nighttime
and
darker scenes are excellent. Black levels appear to be spot-on throughout this and the other two
episodes. One problem that was evident in the first two volumes -- skin tones -- rears its ugly
head
once again here, and "Incident On and Off a Mountain Road" is the primary victim. Skin
tones look more natural as the disc progresses, with "Pick Me Up" looking the best in this
regard. Like "Incident," "Dance of the Dead" is an overly dark episode with very few
daylight scenes. The episode handles the challenges such a look presents as well as one may
expect for a 1080i television program. Noise is a minor issue in each episode, but only in the
most
challenging of scenes. Overall, this is a pleasant transfer that will satisfy most viewers.
Volume IV
Rating: 4/5
This is yet another compilation of "Masters of Horror" presented in
1080i high definition. Fortunately, this is the best-looking disc of the bunch. The image is much
more detail-oriented. Skin tones are surprisingly accurate in appearance. The image is sharp
with a clarity,
depth, and three-dimensional appearance that was lacking in the first three discs. The transfer
also
sports rich,
vibrant colors along with excellent black level reproduction; blacks only waver ever-so-slightly to
the
too dark or too light sides of the scale but a handful of times. The detail is astounding, even in
areas where less detail would be expected and probably accepted (read: more than just close-ups
of
faces). Noise is evident here and there, but it's never distracting. This is a solid effort from Starz.
Masters of Horror: The Complete Season 1, Vols. 1-4 Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality
Volume I
Rating: 3/5
Anchor Bay has included both a Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtrack and a PCM 5.1 uncompressed track
for this release.
Like the video quality, audio fares better on the final two episodes. "Cigarette Burns"
sounds fairly drab. Low Frequency effects are clean with no distortion. Surround usage is
virtually
nonexistent. "Dreams in the
Witch House" sounds much better. Surrounds are active and used to great effect in several
scenes. Sound moves effectively across the front of the soundstage as well, making for a very
enveloping soundtrack. "The Fair-Haired Child" offers the most average listen amongst the
three tracks. It
delivers crisp highs, good bass, and decent use of the surrounds. The
best sonic aspect of the disc comes from the main menu and the title sequence at the beginning
of each
episode. It's a very good score and sounds great on Blu-ray.
Volume II
Rating: 2.5/5
As with Volume I, Volume II of "Masters of Horror" features both a Dolby Digital
5.1
soundtrack and a PCM Uncompressed 5.1 track. As with Volume I, this is a
less-than-stellar
soundtrack. Again, surrounds are rarely employed. Scenes where one may reasonably expect to
be enveloped
by multi-directional sound, like a scene featuring fast and heavy traffic in "Jenifer," feature
virtually nothing coming from the rear. Listeners will enjoy some great use of distinct
multi-channel sound
across the front soundstage, particularly in "Deer Woman," and some decent low frequency
effects. Overall,
this track is adequate. Nothing more, nothing less.
Volume III
Rating: 3.5/5
Starz has included both a Dolby Digital 5.1 track alongside a PCM uncompressed 5.1 offering for
this release. Once again, the opening
credits score sounds terrific. Not only does it drown the room in a chilling sonic experience, it's a
well-written piece that fits in perfectly with the theme of the series. There are some good sound
effects to be heard throughout
each episode. "Incident" sounds the best, if only because there is more activity
and ambience to be heard in the episode. Falling rain, thunder, and overlaid popular music sound
great, the latter emanating primarily from the right and left front speakers. "Pick Me Up"
features quite a bit of good, distortion-free bass, as do
the club scenes in "Dance of the Dead." Dialogue is never an issue throughout the disc, and
surrounds are more active than they have been in any of the other volumes of this series. This is
the best sonic experience yet on any "Masters of Horror" Blu-ray discs and rates as
respectable.
Volume IV
Rating: 3.5/5
This collection of "Masters of Horror" episodes is presented in uncompressed PCM 5.1 lossless
audio. Dialogue is reproduced with clarity and it never becomes lost amongst music or effects.
There are subtle details in the
sound, such as rushing water, creeks in floorboards, and echoes, that are all reproduced faithfully
to
an
extent that leaves the listener feeling like he or she is standing in the raging waters, walking on
the
floorboards, or hearing a real-life echo. Gunshots in "Homecoming" sound powerful, really
kicking in the LFE to add a bit of impact that one would expect to feel during scenes featuring the
discharging of firearms. Like the video, these audio tracks rate as the best of
the first season's discs.
Masters of Horror: The Complete Season 1, Vols. 1-4 Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras
Volume I
Rating: 2.5/5
Starz provides four audio commentary tracks on this disc, including two for "Cigarette
Burns." The first is a feature commentary by Director John Carpenter. His track is rather
drab,
unfortunately, rarely providing meaningful insight into the production. The second track features
Writers Drew McWeeny and Scott Swan. The duo was ecstatic to have worked with the
legendary
Carpenter, and they had a genuinely good time making the episode and recording this track.
"Dreams in the Witch House" features commentary by Writer/Director Stuart
Gordon, Actor Ezra Godden, and DVD Producer Perry Martin. The director and actor talk about
the
influence of Lovecraft in their work, updating the story for today's medium, and working on the
set. Director William Malone and Writer Matt Greenburg appear on the track for "The
Fair-Haired Child." Talk of budget restrictions and run-of-the-mill casting info dominate this
track.
It's rather mundane and only worth a listen for those that loved the episode.
Volume II
Rating: 2/5
Starz offers viewers three commentary tracks as the only bonus features on Volume II.
They
have
again chosen to eschew all of the other supplements found on the standard DVD release. The
track
for "Jenifer" features Steven Weber and DVD Producer Perry Martin. This is a solid track, the
highlight being a discussion about Carrie Anne Fleming's enthusiasm to play the role of
Jenifer. Particularly of note was her initial reaction of doubt over the way she ended up looking
and
finally embracing the look and working in her raw emotions regarding the transformation into the
role. The track for "Sick Girl" includes Director Lucky McKee, Composer Jaye Barnes Luckett, and
Actors Angela Bettis and Jesse Hlubik. Discussions include themes and metaphors in the episode.
It's a fun track and much better than the episode itself. Finally, Brian Benben and Anthony
Griffith
discuss life, Canada, corn bread, and some amusing behind-the-scenes anecdotes in the
commentary track for "Deer Woman," easily the finest of the trio of commentaries found in this
volume.
Volume III
Rating: 3/5
This disc sports five audio commentaries, two each for
"Incident On and Off a Mountain Road" and "Dance of the Dead" and one for
"Pick
Me Up."
First up is a track for "Incident On and Off a Mountain Road" featuring Don
Coscarelli,
Writer Stephen Romano, and DVD Producer Perry Martin. The trio goes very in-depth about the
background of securing the rights to Joe Lansdale's original story, the director's fondness for
Lansdale's work, working as part of the "Masters of Horror" team, and basic stories
behind the making of the episode. The second track features Coscarelli with Author Joe R.
Lansdale.
They discuss the author's roots, changes made to the story for the film, and thoughts about the
meaning of some of the more thought-provoking aspects of the film. Both are fine commentaries
and compliment a great episode well.
Tobe Hooper and Perry Martin appear on the first track featured on "Dance of the Dead."
Hooper discusses how he and other "masters of Horror" came together to come up with the idea
of
the series, working in an anthology, and sharing their thoughts regarding the possibility of a
future such as
the one
depicted in the film becoming a reality. Hooper is rather dull, but he provides some good
information that his fans will enjoy. The second track features writer Richard Christian
Matheson, who penned the teleplay for this film. Matheson dives right into the track, discussing
his rewrites to make the story flow better and make more sense. He also breaks the story down
and sometimes falls into the trap of discussing the happenings on-screen.
The final commentary track on the disc features Director Larry Cohen discussing "Pick Me
Up." He seems a little nervous,
but he's very passionate about his film. Interestingly, this is the first film he has
directed that he did not himself write. Cohen discusses the cast and crew and some fun
anecdotes behind the making of the episode. This is a
good listen.
Volume IV
Rating: 2.5/5
As usual, the only supplements to be found volume IV of "Masters of Horror" are
commentary tracks. This time, there are four tracks, one for each episode. The track
accompanying "Imprint" features Author, Musician, and American Cinematheque
Programer Chris D. and Writer Wyatt Doyle of NewTexture.com. This pair clearly know their stuff
when it comes to cinema history and lore, and
they both come across as intelligent and articulate. This is a fantastic commentary track and well
worth a listen regardless of how one feels towards the episode.
The track for "Homecoming" features Writer Sam Hamm. Hamm admits he and Joe Dante set
out to make a politically-motivated episode as they are both self-proclaimed "news junkies." Joe
Dante has said that this is really a Horror movie because "all of the characters are Republicans."
He claims any resemblance to real people is coincidental. Hamm allows dead air to pop up here
and there, but he nevertheless provides some
good background about the story, motivations, and making the show.
Director John McNaughton is the lone participant on "Haeckel's Tale." This is a very basic
nuts-and-bolts track with too much dead air in between descriptions of the action on-screen and
anecdotes about casting, the origins of the story, costuming, and the like, in all, well worth a
pass, worth listening to only when one is terribly bored with everything else in life.
Writer/Director Mick Garris and DVD Producer and frequent Starz Commentator Perry Martin
provide the commentary for "Chocolate." It's no surprise that the two discuss the series
more than the episode, but that's fine. Since every disc lacks any sort of extras rather than
scene-specific commentary tracks, it's a welcome addition to finally learn some real background
information on the entirety of the production.
Masters of Horror: The Complete Season 1, Vols. 1-4 Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation
"Masters of Horror" presents a brilliant concept with only ho-hum execution and results. Scattered
amongst the 13-episode season are a few hidden gems that are lost under what is mostly a
collection of mediocre-to-bad hour-long films. Most all of the episodes, however, offer some sort of
redeeming quality, and genre fans should not be hesitant to give each of them a go. This Blu-ray
collection features the entire first season spread across four discs with results that range from
average to good. The picture quality is never strikingly good, but it's never standard-definition bad,
either. The lossless soundtracks are acceptable, and each episode offers up at least one
scene-specific commentary track. This four-disc "Masters of Horror" bundle is recommended to fans
of the
series.