4.7 | / 10 |
Users | 0.0 | |
Reviewer | 2.0 | |
Overall | 2.0 |
When the Winslow family moves from Kansas to Orange County, California with their goofy, accident-prone Great Dane, Marmaduke, the big dog experiences all kinds of trouble fitting in with his new canine neighbors.
Starring: Owen Wilson, Emma Stone, George Lopez, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Steve CooganFamily | 100% |
Comedy | 93% |
Comic book | 1% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 2.35:1
Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
French: Dolby Digital 5.1
Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1
English, Portuguese, Spanish, Cantonese, Mandarin (Traditional)
50GB Blu-ray Disc
Two-disc set (1 BD, 1 DVD)
DVD copy
BD-Live
Region A (B, C untested)
Movie | 2.0 | |
Video | 4.0 | |
Audio | 3.5 | |
Extras | 2.0 | |
Overall | 2.0 |
So, when I popped in Marmaduke, I made a little bet with myself on how long it would take before someone in the film dropped a “Who Let the Dogs Out” reference. My guess was 30 minutes, and I was close—the inevitable happened 35 minutes into this glossy big-screen adaptation of Brad Anderson’s long-running comic strip. I was kind of surprised it took as long as it did. There are certain conventions by which all modern, talking-dog films must abide: 1.) A dog must pee on something or fart for comic effect. 2.) A Chihuahua must be voiced by a Hispanic actor. 3.) Someone must play—or at least mention—“Who Let the Dogs Out.” Mamaduke follows all three rules, but wait! There’s an M. Night Shyamalan-sized twist. Co-star George Lopez does not voice a frisky Taco Bell dog—as he did in Beverly Hills Chihuahua—but rather lends his vocal talents to a surly Balinese cat! (Granted, the cat is named “Carlos.”) This, however, is as surprising as Marmaduke gets. The film would easily win my yearly “Worst Film Starring Live Action, CGI-Assisted, Anthropomorphized Animals” award, if it weren’t for Furry Vengeance, a movie so gratingly awful that I’d rather have a back alley root canal sans-Novocaine than watch it again. Marmaduke may be tired and uninspired, but at least I finished it with my love of humanity intact.
The tallest in his class...
Marmaduke bounds onto Blu-ray with a 1080p/AVC-encoded transfer that has all the visual hallmarks of a kid's movie—bright, borderline-unnatural lighting, vivid colors, and tight, eye-popping contrast. From So Cal sunshine on ultra-green grass to crisp ocean blues and blazing neon lights under the boardwalk, Marmaduke's color palette is intense. And thanks to deep black levels, the image has real punch and presence. Granted, it's all stylized to the point of looking slightly artificial, but if you can buy talking dogs, you'll buy the uber-saturated world that Marmaduke inhabits. (Although you may be put off by the sometimes mildly creepy CGI mouth movements.) The film was shot on 35mm and the picture is overlaid with a fine layer of grain—no digital scrubbing here—that rarely ever spikes in intensity. Overall clarity isn't as sharp as some other recent releases—softness sometimes creeps in, especially in shots with clear green screen matting—but you'll frequently make out individual hairs in tufts of fur, the texture of wet noses, and facial detail on the human actors. Compression artifacts are kept to a satisfying minimum, and the print—as you'd expect from a contemporary title—is pristine. No real complaints here.
The same goes for the film's DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track, which is pretty typical for kid flick fare, but possibly better than you might expect. Obviously, Marmaduke gets up to all kinds of antics in this 88-minute gag fest— from busting up a Dance Dance Revolution machine to riding a massive pipeline wave in a surfing contest—so there's ample opportunity for the track to strain at its leash. The effects are all well-implemented and even show off some satisfying dynamic oomph when the LFE channel is activated. The rear channels are by no means prolific in their output, but you will hear plenty of ambience—surf sounds at the ocean, barks all around, bird calls in the dog park—along with the occasional cross-channel pan. Although the dubbed-in dialogue from the voice actors sometimes feels acoustically different from the lines spoken by the live action stars, it's always easy to make out what's being said. Numerous subtitle options are available in easy-to-read white lettering.
Puppy Marmaduke and Kitty Carlos: Home Movies (1080p, 3:28)
"Home video" footage of the "baby" versions of Marmaduke and Carlos interacting. Cute.
Marmaduke Mayhem! Gag Reel (1080p, 2:40)
This is, quite literally, a gag reel. At one point, the dog that plays Marmaduke wolfs down a slice of pizza, and an
animal handler reaches down into his gob and fetches it out before the dog has a chance to swallow it.
Deleted Scenes (1080p, 9:28)
Includes eight excised scenes.
Cowabarka! (1080p, 5:17)
Behind-the-scenes footage of the surfing scene.
Canine Casting (1080p, 2:49)
A look inside the canine casting room.
Theatrical Trailer (1080p, 2:11)
Sneak Peak (1080p, 4:05)
Includes peaks at Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel and Percy Jackson.
BD-Live Extras
Exclusive: The Fabulous Life of Hollywood Pets (720p, 3:59)
Members of the cast and crew talk about their own pups.
Skip this "tail?" Lazy, long-in-the-tooth doggerel? All bark and no comedic bite? Ought to be put down? You'll want to leave it on "paws?" Marma-dookie? Okay, that's it. I'm all out. What more is there to say about Marmaduke? Kids'll probably like it, but parents will want to hide for its 87-minute duration. This is right down there with Garfield at the bottom of the list of ill-advised comic strip adaptations. A sequel, unfortunately, seems inevitable.
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