Rating summary
| Movie |  | 3.5 |
| Video |  | 4.5 |
| Audio |  | 5.0 |
| Extras |  | 3.0 |
| Overall |  | 3.5 |
Love Hurts 4K Blu-ray Movie Review
Reviewed by Justin Dekker April 8, 2025
From the producers of 'John Wick', "Nobody', and 'Bullet Train' comes the action-packed comedy 'Love Hurts' which arrives on 4K UHD courtesy
of Universal.
The film stars Ke Huy Quan ('Everything Everywhere All at Once') as Marvin Gable, a mild-mannered real estate agent with a past, alongside Ariana
DeBose, Daniel Wu, Sean Astin, and former NFL great Marshawn Lynch. The film marks the directorial debut of award-winning stunt designer
Jonathan Eusebio. The release boasts a solid 2160p transfer and a lively Dolby Atmos track. Supplemental materials are limited, but entertaining.
This edition
also includes a Blu-ray disc, a Digital Code redeemable through Movies Anywhere, and an embossed slipcover.
Marvin Gable (Ke Huy Quan) is as relentlessly perky a realtor as one could ever hope to find. In much of his early dialogue, he spews overly cheery
self-help platitudes to his assistant Ashley (Lio Tipton, Warm Bodies) who is as negative as he is positive, and all of his prospective buyers.
No
sooner does he arrive at his office on Valentine's Day than he finds himself in the clutches of The Raven (Mustafa Shakir, Luke Cage) a man
whom he clearly knows but has no business being in the social orbit of a simple realtor in Milwaukee. Clearly, there is more to Marvin Gable than
meets
the eye. Revealed to be a former enforcer for his brother, the crime lord Knuckles (Daniel Wu, Ito the Badlands), Martin finds himself in hot
water due to the fact that someone he is was supposed to have killed, Rose (Ariana DeBose, Kraven the Hunter), a member of Knuckles'
crew,
is still very much alive and is sending her former colleagues notes. Now, with his own life on the line as a result of his deception, his two worlds
come crashing together as he fights off assassins, tries to gain the affection of the woman he loves, and still works to sell a home on Valentine's
Day.

Action takes center stage in this endeavor, playing to the strengths of both Ke Huy Quan and the film's director, Jonathan Eusebio. Fights break
out with great regularity, allowing for five to ten minutes to advance the plot in between punches, gunplay, and explosions. In the tradition of the
best Hong Kong actioners, and following in a mold that Jackie Chan turned into an art form, Quan and Eusebio mix liberal doses of comedy and
creative camera angles with the action. Among the more inventive and entertaining are the shots filmed from within the microwave and the
refrigerator in Gable's pristine kitchen, prior to him being shut up in the refrigerator and thrown over the center island. By the end of the scene, the
appliances in question, and a good deal more of his home are reduced to ruin. Also in the tradition of Chan's work, there is an item of great
importance that Ke Huy Quan's Marvin Gable does his level best to protect from destruction in the midst of a massive fight with two of Knuckles'
goons, one of whom is portrayed by Marshawn Lynch, formerly of the NFL, and late of a number of different television commercials. Here, however,
rather than a priceless vase or some similar artifact, it's his recently received framed certificate proclaiming him to be the recipient of the Regional
Realtor of the Year Award. While others may find it trite, to Gable it's tangible proof that he can have a normal life. Considering the film's consistent
tendency to treat Gable rather harshly, it's a foregone conclusion that the award is doomed, it's merely a question of how long it will survive.
Redundancy is likely the script's major weakness with certain lines and phrases being repeated at various points throughout the film. While Gable
repeatedly iterating his advertising catchphrase serves to demonstrate just how significantly he's committed to his new life and how hard he's
working on living a "normal" life, the repetition of the "I have to face my past to be truly free" voiceover only serves to highlight the script's issues.
Not unique to Gable, redundant voiceovers also frequently plague Rose as well, demonstrating that while the writers wanted to ensure that viewers
understood where these characters stood and what was driving their actions, they didn't have a plan on how to have it occur during conversations
between the two characters (or others) so that their relationship had an opportunity to feel plausible and viable while simultaneously allowing for
much-needed character development.
To paraphrase Kurt Vonnegut an author should create a character readers can identify with and then do terrible things to him.
Love Hurts
takes this to extremes. Not only is Marvin Gable one of the most impossible-to-dislike characters in his positive and supportive realtor identity, the
film revels in visiting upon him grievous bodily harm in virtually every fight scene. More than a few hits, kicks, and throws are, thanks to the
accompanying sound effects, wince-inducing, and viewers will often be left wondering how he continues to get back up on his feet and also,
surprisingly, somehow has the energy, mental clarity and physical ability to continue to be effective in the fights, pursuits, or, when need be,
escapes. Considering the punishment he takes, simply being able to stand up seems superhuman. The brutality of some of these fight scenes and
the
injuries they should, and often do generate puts the entertaining and creative fight choreography at odds with
Love Hurts' well-established
comedic tone. One can't laugh at the ridiculous moments during Gable's initial fight with The Raven given how the scene between the two begins.
And unfortunately, this issue doesn't end there. While the film intends obviously to capture the comedic chaos of the fight scenes that were so
integral to Jackie Chan's films and their success, those films rarely confronted viewers with gruesome or malicious brutality. Here, it occurs in every
fight, and though the fights still amaze, they are robbed of their intended comedic effect.
Likewise, the viewer can't truly chuckle at the absurdity of The Raven's poetry and Ashley's "love at first sight" reaction to him given his initial and
ongoing brutality that comes part and parcel with his career choice. Ashley's gloomy and dour outlook may position her as diametrically opposed to
Gable's limitless and infectious cheerfulness, but having an otherwise sensible character inexplicably and immediately fall for a professional killer
and have the feeling so rapidly reciprocated rings hollow. For while the Gable we are initially introduced to seems an ordinary fellow, his precious
position makes his affection for and attachment to Rose credible, even if the writing doesn't handle that necessary element of the plot as well as it
should.
The uninspired locations used in the film do little to make the film memorable. The Jackie Chan films which
Love Hurts works so hard to
emulate typically provided viewers with at least one truly memorable location the likes of which most viewers probably hadn't seen before. Here,
though, the bulk of the film's action takes place in relatively standard and nondescript homes, the one in which Gable lives and the nearly identical
others with their bland and generic staging and decor making them instantly forgettable. The club where Rose works is a similarly unremarkable
destination with its pithy name (Foxhole) and banal interiors. Pushing to give the viewers some set element to remember, Knuckles' hangout is a
shop
called LKP, an odd amalgamation of an arcade loaded with vintage video games, and a video store with racks of films on display either for rent or
purchase and movie posters from films like
Avenging Eagle and
Gang Master lining the walls. As the store never seems to be open,
the location that should be the film's most unique, it simply seems strange. On a larger scale, the Canadian locations used in shooting are not
effective or convincing in evoking the spirit and aesthetic of
Love Hurts' professed Milwaukee setting.
Love Hurts 4K Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality 

Much like Marvin Gable's perfectly manicured realtor persona, everything in the 2160p presentation is neat, tidy, and perfectly in order. Fine detail is
terrifically high at all times, with facial and costuming particulars consistently being on display, whether they be Martin's fuzzy sweater vests, the
Raven's well-manicured beard, the intricacies of Lynch's numerous tattoos, or poor Kippy's battered and bloody face. The film's interior and exterior
locations fare just as well. Backstage at the Foxhole where Marvin speaks with a confused and concerned Ashly over the phone, every single fairy light
that hangs from the ceiling is discernable, as is every bottle behind the bar, just as every rock and speck of gravel is visible in the quarry. Skin tones are
universally healthy. Whites can be brilliant and blacks are exceedingly deep and inky. Colors are richly saturated within the film's natural color palette.
Primaries, especially the numerous reds used in the film due to its Valentine's Day setting, pop nicely. Depth and dimensionality are excellent, whether
the scene is set in Marvin's office, his backyard, a dark alley, or the aforementioned quarry.
Please note that all screenshots are sourced from the included 1080p disc.
Love Hurts 4K Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality 

Love Hurts 4K is outfitted with an excellent Dolby Atmos audio track. Considering the film's action orientation it's suitably active and
boisterous, providing perfect support to the frequent bouts of mayhem. Directionality is very strong, with voices and sound effects being effortlessly
placed exactly where they belong and allowing them to move fluidly through the sound stage. Given the violent nature of the film, fans will be pleased
to note that the bass is incredibly powerful, lending bone-crunching depth and realism to the never-ending parade of punches, kicks, crashes, and body
slams. Gunfire is likewise punishing, with the impact of the bullets resulting in complete and realistic sound effects, from crunching wood to the delicate
tinkling of shattering glass. Those hit by Rose's stun gun allow the audience to experience the crisp crackle of electricity before the palpable thud of
unconscious bodies hitting the ground. Incredibly immersive for much of the runtime, bullets whiz through the stage, and music and ambient sounds
routinely surround the viewer. When music is pushed to the forefront, it's observably well-rendered. Dialogue is clean and front and center focused.
Love Hurts 4K Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras 

Love Hurts 4K comes outfitted with the following on-disc supplemental material.
- Alternate Ending (1.54) - A different and largely inferior ending for the film is presented.
- Deleted and Extended Scenes
- Lovers in the Park (0.24)
- Dog Poop (0.36)
- Last Client (0.18)
- Dead Roses(0.43)
- Extended Knuckles and Merlo (1.49)
- Kippy's Teeth (0.27)
- Extended Otis and King (1.27)
- Extended Raven and Ash (113)
- The Ke to Gable (3.33) - Ke Huy Quan discusses how he became involved with fight choreography and working with the
87North stunt team o make the fights in the film look as convincing as possible.
- The Heart of 'Love Hurts' (7.34) - Ke Huy Quan, Ariana DeBoise, Director Jonathan Eusebio and others discuss the project
and take viewers behind the scenes with clips from the film intermixed.
- Stunts Hurt (10.37) - Director Jonathan Eusebio, Second Unit Director/Stunt Designer & Coordinator Can Aydin, star Ke
Huy Quan, and other cast members discuss the numerous fight scenes in the film.
Love Hurts 4K Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation 

That Ke Huy Quan deserves an opportunity to serve as the lead in feature films is evident, based not only his performance in Everything Everywhere
All at Once
but also by virtue of what he accomplishes here. That he can function convincingly as an action star in the vein of
Jackie Chan is more than demonstrated in Love Hurts. One hopes, however, that his next opportunity comes in a project with a script that is
equally on-point as the action scenes are in this film. The strength of Love Hurts is, without doubt, its action scenes, all of which are incredibly
energetic and are
carried out by a talented and unique group of actors. Though the tone is not as consistent as one would hope, on the strength of Ke Huy Quan's
performance and that of the rest of the cast, Love Hurts 4K comes recommended.