Rating summary
| Movie |  | 3.5 |
| Video |  | 4.0 |
| Audio | | 4.0 |
| Extras |  | 5.0 |
| Overall |  | 4.5 |
LA Plays Itself: The Fred Halsted Collection Blu-ray Movie Review
Reviewed by Brian Orndorf November 21, 2021
With “The Fred Halsted Collection,” Altered Innocence strives to bring the deep cult appeal of the filmmaker to a wider audience. It’s a noble endeavor,
distributing three shorts from the helmer, including “L.A. Plays Itself” (55:17), “Sextool” (61:06), and “The Sex Garage” (35:09), with each of the
offerings highlighting Halstead’s interest in experimental imagery and hardcore scenarios, working to bring a level of artfulness to underground cinema
while preserving his fascination with titillation.
“L.A. Plays Itself” is perhaps the most known of the shorts, exploring city streets and the open world with men involved in numerous sexual
adventures. It’s like a hardcore clip from “Fantasia,” with Halsted playing around with orchestral music and obscured imagery, trying to generate a
loose sense of nature and lust. What’s especially compelling about this short is a switch to L.A. streets, capturing the bustle of life in 1972 while the
filmmaker works on conversational exchanges between off-screen participants. It doesn’t add up to anything even remotely profound, but there’s an
easygoing rhythm to the endeavor that’s occasionally interrupted by increasingly intense sexual situation, including a climatic fisting scene, which, to
be honest, is really how more movies should end.
1972’s “The Sex Garage” is more elusive with its ideas, working with black and white to detail sexual encounters (not always between human
participants) and vague characters. “Sextool” is perhaps too blunt at times, getting into darker areas of S&M fantasies, including one that involves
Crisco, which could be the greatest act of product placement in film history. Halsted definitely had his kinks (he’s positively in love with semen),
laboring to bring them to life in these three efforts, which take viewers on an elusive ride of personalities and obsessions, with “Sextool” especially
interested in detailing acts of submission.
LA Plays Itself: The Fred Halsted Collection Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality
The AVC encoded image for all three short films are listed as "beautifully restored" by The Museum of Modern Art, though they remain in pretty rough
shape. There's pronounced damage, with jumpy frames and heavy scratches common, along with some inherent camera issues at times. Age is
inescapable, but overall detail reaches as far as the original cinematography goes, offering a softer but present look at skin surfaces and graphic
encounters. "L.A. Plays Itself" also has the benefit of being something of a travelogue, showcasing city sights and signage. Color is appealing, with
strong primaries on clothing and decoration. Skintones are natural. Greenery is also acceptable.
LA Plays Itself: The Fred Halsted Collection Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality
The 1.0 DTS-HD MA sound mix isn't offering sharpness, with age present during the listening experiences. Intelligibility isn't threatened, but recording
limitations are encountered. Musical offerings are acceptably defined for this type of endeavor.
LA Plays Itself: The Fred Halsted Collection Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras
- Commentary on "L.A. Plays Itself" features podcasters Evan Purchell, K.J. Shepherd, and Tyler Thomas.
- Commentary on "Sextool" features podcasters Evan Purchell, K.J. Shepherd, and Tyler Thomas.
- Commentary on "The Sex Garage" features podcaster Evan Purchell.
- Video Interview (38:42, HD) features "Halsted Plays Himself" author, William E. Jones.
- Gallery (8:43) collects promotional art and "ephemera."
- Bonus Film: "Truck It" can be viewed as 8mm Loops (26:30) and a Full Feature VHS Rip (52:17).
- Introduction (3:39, HD) for "Truck It" features podcaster Evan Purchell.
- "Sanitizing Halsted" (27:22, HD) is a video essay by Whitney Strub.
- "Crossing Over: Sextool" (9:14, HD) is a video essay by Caden Mark Gardner.
- Original Ending (3:16) for "L.A. Plays Itself" is offered.
- Original Opening (4:54) for "Sextool" is offered.
- And Trailers (HD) for "Sextool" (5:32), "Double Feature Roadshow" (2:33), and "The Fred Halsted Collection" (1:56) are included.
LA Plays Itself: The Fred Halsted Collection Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation
"The Fred Halsted Collection" is best reserved for those who at least semi-understand what's included in this set, as the offerings are not suited for a
cold viewing. The shorts have their artistic ways and the stamp of approval from The Museum of Modern Art, but entertainment value is up for intense
debate, making this set more of an experience for established Halsted fans.
