5.9 | / 10 |
Users | 4.0 | |
Reviewer | 3.0 | |
Overall | 3.0 |
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!
Starring: Hope Marie Carlton, Rodrigo Obregón, Rustam Branaman, Michael A. Andrews, Kwan Hi LimErotic | 100% |
Thriller | Insignificant |
Comedy | Insignificant |
Adventure | Insignificant |
Action | Insignificant |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 (48kHz, 24-bit)
English SDH
Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Digital copy
Region free
Movie | 1.5 | |
Video | 4.5 | |
Audio | 2.5 | |
Extras | 3.0 | |
Overall | 3.0 |
Hard Ticket to Hawaii isn't exactly what one would call a "good film." It's a blend of soft core pornography and B-grade Action, boasting big breasts and booming bazookas and not much else. Like its sister "Malibu Bay" film Malibu Express, Hard Ticket to Hawaii is loose on plot and looser on clothes. It's not quite as blatantly vapid as Malibu Express, but the film cannot escape the clutches of its exploitation roots, succumbing to the typical string of bad movie maladies that destroy any chance for the movie to be taken seriously, if the bare-breasted Playboy playmates prancing throughout the film didn't already do that. Director Andy Sidaris specializes in this kind of sleaze, and for as humorously awful as the movie may be, there's an underlying charm to the absurdity if one can watch the movie without taking it the least bit seriously.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii's 1080p transfer comes sourced form a new 4K restoration. The results are imperfect but nevertheless excellent in the aggregate. The picture presents with an organic grain structure, one that is light and complimentary that lends to the presentation a steady, appreciable, and attractive filmic texturing. Details are very strong. Complex skin textures are visible in abundance, clothing lines are crisp and well defined, and the various environments are full of high yield characteristics that bring every shot to life. Colors are not found in deep saturation, favoring a lighter, brighter palette that still offers punchy reds and pleasing natural greens amongst a barrage of additional colors throughout the film. Black levels are stable and skin tones appear accurate. The stray speckle and vertical line are visible but never in detrimental quantities. No serious encode artifacts are apparent. This is one of Mill Creek's finest Blu-ray presentations.
The two-channel DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 lossless soundtrack struggles to keep up with the excellent video presentation. Music features little stretch and the relative cramping and lack of fidelity -- favoring a crunchiness, muddiness, and shallowness instead -- becomes quickly evident. Dialogue follows suit, at least in the beginning where it's horrifically muffled. Fortunately spoken word definition improves with time to where essential dialogue clarity is fine as it images toward a front-center location. There's not much range to gunfire or explosions at the end or in any of the film's more prominent action scenes. Light ambient effects define a mood but do not define a space.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii contains an audio commentary track, an intro, a lengthy vintage feature, and an assortment of trailers. A Mill Creek
digital copy code is included with
purchase. This release does not appear to ship with a slipcover.
If Hard Ticket to Hawaii has anything going for it in 2019, it's that it's a good bit better than most of today's DTV shovel ware movies. Sidaris' picture has character if it has anything in the way of some tangible, if still tacky, production values. So many of today's B flicks are completely soulless, but not this one. Long gone is the era of filmmakers like Sidaris, Roger Corman, and Charles Band making bad movies an art form. Today, they're just bad. At least many of these older "bad movie" gems are finding new life on Blu-ray. Mill Creek's presentation of Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been restored from a 4K scan, and the resultant picture quality is quite good. The two-channel lossless soundtrack is nothing special, and the included vintage extras are good, if not bit directionless. Worth a look.
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