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Paramount Pictures | 2013 | 1 Movie, 2 Cuts | 88 min | Unrated | Jun 11, 2013

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D (Blu-ray Movie)

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Movie rating

6.6
 / 10

Blu-ray rating

Users4.8 of 54.8
Reviewer3.0 of 53.0
Overall3.7 of 53.7

Overview

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D (2013)

Fifteen years after the gingerbread-house incident, siblings Hansel and Gretel are bounty hunters looking for revenge.

Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Peter Stormare, Famke Janssen, Zoë Bell
Director: Tommy Wirkola

Action100%
Fantasy65%
Horror5%

Specifications

  • Video

    Video codec: MPEG-4 MVC
    Video resolution: 1080p
    Aspect ratio: 2.40:1
    Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1

  • Audio

    English: Dolby TrueHD 5.1
    French: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1

  • Subtitles

    English, English SDH, French, Portuguese, Spanish

  • Discs

    50GB Blu-ray Disc
    Three-disc set (2 BDs, 1 DVD)
    UV digital copy
    DVD copy
    Blu-ray 3D

  • Packaging

    Slipcover in original pressing

  • Playback

    Region A, B (C untested)

Review

Rating summary

Movie2.0 of 52.0
Video4.5 of 54.5
Audio4.5 of 54.5
Extras1.5 of 51.5
Overall3.0 of 53.0

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D Blu-ray Movie Review

This dog don't hunt, not even in 3D.

Reviewed by Martin Liebman May 23, 2013

If you're going to kill a witch, set her ass on fire.

Oh, but there are many more ways to kill a witch, most of which are significantly more ridiculous in the abysmal Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Gatling guns, shotguns, repeating crossbows, grenades, tasers, and many more varieties of more modern weaponry -- sprinkled with some kind of anti-black witch holy water -- that's made to look on the cutting edge of antique do the deed quite nicely, and to significantly gory result. And it's really about as lame as it sounds. If a movie ever had "disaster" written all over it, it's this. Sure, don't judge a book by its cover or a movie by its poster or premise, but this a pretty clear-cut classic case of the new Hollywood, a movie that's so transparent in exactly what it's going to be that one need not even watch -- or catch a glimpse of the trailer, for that matter -- to know there's going to be bad dialogue, over-the-top action, and even a "bullet time" shot in which Hansel bends over backwards, out of the way just in the nick of time of an incoming arrow. It's the poster child for the criticism that Hollywood has completely given up on making good movies, now fully embracing the mocking "lame stream" monicker and going for broke in junk cinema-for-profit ventures. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters proves mindlessly entertaining, generally, but expect to lose a significant number of braincells and come to dislike these sorts of recycled garbage in-garbage out movies all the more after watching.

I'm going for the leather jacket James Dean-meets-Bruce Campbell Boomstick look. Is it working?


Two young children are abandoned in the woods and stumble upon a unique home made of delicious candy. Unfortunately, a snack on the wall and a knock on the door leads them into hell on Earth. A witch aims to fatten them up for food, but the children get the best of her, tossing her in her own oven and escaping her hungry clutches. They grow into locally renowned witch hunters. Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have been hired by the mayor of a mid-sized village to track down several missing children. The mayor is at odds with the short-tempered local sheriff (Peter Stormare) who would rather his own posse find the children and who prefers to burn witches -- or those simply accused of witchcraft -- at the stake first and ask questions later. Hansel and Gretel soon piece together the case. The "Blood Moon" is fast approaching; it's a rare astrological event that's a powerful night for black witches, and it's only three days away. With the chase underway, Hansel and Gretel soon learn the identity of their foe, a particularly powerful witch named Muriel (Famke Janssen) who has developed a spell to make her and her minions invincible. With the fate of a dozen children -- and perhaps even the world -- at stake, Hansel and Gretel must team up with several unlikely allies to stop the witches at all costs and before the Blood Moon passes overhead.

If Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters gets anything absolutely right -- aside from some pretty high quality makeup work on the nasty, crusty witches and a good bit of gore that looks more practical realistic than it does digital phony -- it's the opening sequence that captures the terrible, grisly spirit of the fairy tale with an energy and palpable dark fear hanging over the entire thing. Unfortunately, the downfall begins with a cliché, har-har, no-thought line from Gretel once the witch is tossed in the oven, and there begins the real movie, a movie that's all about cheap thrills and trying to find the most crowd pleasing pieces in a sea of utter junk bad movie stock. The picture aims for a silly-yet-straight, humorous-but-grisly style that commands less attention than it takes to munch on popcorn and slurp up a soda. With an arsenal of anachronistic weapons, thinly developed characters on both sides, plenty of gore, and hackneyed dialogue ("the only good witch is a dead witch!"), it's easy to see that creativity abounds in the movie. Sarcasm aside, it really is difficult to sit through the movie without resorting to self-preservation techniques. It's not really the sort of movie one can take seriously, nor is it a movie that can be taken seriously. There's just way too much over-the-top junk and low-down, low-brow humor even in a movie that probably couldn't escape the clutches of modern convention even if it tried.

Indeed, it's terribly lame in every way, but at least it's in no way pretentious; it gleefully embraces its no-thought structure and all of the recycled pieces that make this one of the worst movies of the year. It's a film that succumbs to the folly of predictability with every new piece, each new character, any and every line of dialogue. Every piece plays a purpose, but those purposes are transparent in the worst way. Think the "she's not a witch" redhead from the beginning will simply fade away? Does anyone believe that the notion that "all witches display certain signs" credo will come back to haunt the heroes? Does anyone not believe that Hansel & Gretel's biggest fan (yes, they have their very own fanboy, a terribly pathetic "I wanna be a witch hunter when I grow up!" young lad who collects all things Hansel & Gretel and who falls to jelly when he finally meets them) will play a crucial role in taking down Muriel? Ah, Muriel, herself a not-so-shining example of villainy, a character with minimal motivation, little style, and no real reason to remember her once the movie's over. Oh, and don't forget her brainless Beebop and Rocksteady sidekicks. Villains always find the dumbest sidekicks. But at least all their makeup looks good. And yes, the entire movie is all about the superficial; anyone looking for even a smidgen of depth -- figurative depth, not 3D depth -- will be sorely disappointed. But then again common sense says ain't none of that here, no way, no how just from a glance at the poster or a peek at the premise. In this case, judging by its cover yields the correct analysis.


Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality  4.5 of 5

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters features a very well balanced 3D presentation. It's not often too terribly flat but it's not usually so deep as to really notice in every scene. The sense of depth, generally, is quite nice, with the best moments coming over the opening title sequence that show amazing separation, not to mention the sparks that appear to hover outside the boundaries of the display. Generally, exteriors offer a superior sense of space -- it's easy to tell the distance between tree limbs and characters in brighter conditions -- but it goes a bit more flat inside, notably in the candy witch's home at the beginning of the movie. There's not so much depth that audiences are continually wowed by it; the movie settles into a groove that offers a pretty good 3D effect but not so pronounced as to distract from the film. There are a few cool shots when the movie throws gore and debris at the audience, the former after a body explodes, the latter when Muriel sends a fireball down on a village. The good news is that there's virtually no drop off in general quality between the 2D transfer and this 3D visual. Detail remains exacting, whether Hansel's leathery jacket or Muriel's complex makeup. Woodland accents and stone building façades look amazing, too. Colors are excellent, even if the majority of the film is dark or cold. Those woodland exteriors, however, deliver some gorgeous greens, and red blood stands out nicely. Blacks seem only a hair darker here. Flesh tones are fine. This is a very strong, state-of-the-art transfer from Paramount.


Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality  4.5 of 5

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters scares up a high quality Dolby TrueHD 5.1 lossless soundtrack. It finds a perfect middle ground between subtle and excess, slightly favoring the latter but not so much as to shatter eardrums or blow out speakers. The opening music proves nice and wide, yielding seamless lossless clarity and just the right touch of surround support. A positive, hefty, but not overbearing low end support gives it body and texture, solidifying the music and showcasing the track's ability to nuance even the low end. The track also provides plenty of wonderful atmospheric effects that effortlessly fill the stage and immerse the listener in the film's world. Whether woodland accents or a throng of bystanders breaking up after a standoff involving the heroes and the sheriff, the listening audience will appreciate the detailed, pinpoint effects that play all over the stage. Action scenes are suitably robust. Explosions, gunfire, and plenty of swoops and multidirectional effects litter the stage to pleasing effect. Dialogue is a strength; it commands the stage with every syllable, whether Edward's booming voice or cackling witch screeches. All around, a fine, top-tier effort from Paramount and Dolby.


Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras  1.5 of 5

This Blu-ray 3D combo release of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters features only three extras on the 2D Blu-ray disc. THe 3D disc contains the shorter theatrical version of the film. DVD and digital copies are also included.

  • Reinventing Hansel & Gretel (HD, 15:41): A look at the film's origins, the plot, casting and performances, character details, the picture's style, the violence in the film, and more.
  • The Witching Hours (HD, 9:01): A closer look at the plot before moving on to examine the film's witch design.
  • Meet Edward the Troll (HD, 5:25): An examination of the film's troll character.


Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation  3.0 of 5

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters plays just as expected. It's pure fantasy, over-the-top goofy, don't-take-me-seriously in action and dialogue both. It's also hugely predictable, largely unimaginative in execution, and a perfect example of everything that's wrong with modern mainstream cinema. But it's still technically well made and offers serviceable, albeit mindlessly serviceable, entertainment. Suffice it to say, the highbrow crowd should stay far away, but chances are audiences who expect only basic, time killing entertainment will find enough value to give it a watch. Paramount's Blu-ray 3D release of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is surprisingly thin on extras. However, video and audio qualities are fantastic, and the 3D effect is solid throughout. Rent it.