6.6 | / 10 |
Users | 4.8 | |
Reviewer | 3.0 | |
Overall | 3.7 |
Fifteen years after the gingerbread-house incident, siblings Hansel and Gretel are bounty hunters looking for revenge.
Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Peter Stormare, Famke Janssen, Zoë BellAction | 100% |
Fantasy | 65% |
Horror | 5% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 MVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 2.40:1
Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1
English: Dolby TrueHD 5.1
French: Dolby Digital 5.1
Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1
Portuguese: Dolby Digital 5.1
English, English SDH, French, Portuguese, Spanish
50GB Blu-ray Disc
Three-disc set (2 BDs, 1 DVD)
UV digital copy
DVD copy
Blu-ray 3D
Slipcover in original pressing
Region A, B (C untested)
Movie | 2.0 | |
Video | 4.5 | |
Audio | 4.5 | |
Extras | 1.5 | |
Overall | 3.0 |
If you're going to kill a witch, set her ass on fire.
Oh, but there are many more ways to kill a witch, most of which are significantly more ridiculous in the abysmal Hansel & Gretel: Witch
Hunters. Gatling
guns, shotguns, repeating crossbows, grenades, tasers, and many more
varieties of more modern weaponry -- sprinkled with some kind of anti-black witch holy water -- that's made to look on the cutting edge of antique
do
the
deed
quite nicely, and to significantly gory result. And it's really about as lame as it sounds. If a movie ever had "disaster" written all over it, it's this.
Sure,
don't judge a book by its cover or a movie by its poster or premise, but this a pretty clear-cut classic case of the new Hollywood, a movie that's so
transparent in
exactly what it's going to be that one need not even watch -- or catch a glimpse of the trailer, for that matter -- to know there's going to be bad
dialogue, over-the-top action, and even a "bullet time" shot in which Hansel bends over backwards, out of the way just in the nick of time of an
incoming arrow. It's the poster child for the criticism that Hollywood has completely given up on making good movies, now fully embracing the
mocking "lame stream" monicker and going for broke in junk cinema-for-profit ventures. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters proves mindlessly
entertaining, generally, but expect to lose a significant number of braincells and come to dislike these sorts of recycled garbage in-garbage out
movies all the
more after watching.
I'm going for the leather jacket James Dean-meets-Bruce Campbell Boomstick look. Is it working?
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters features a very well balanced 3D presentation. It's not often too terribly flat but it's not usually so deep as to really notice in every scene. The sense of depth, generally, is quite nice, with the best moments coming over the opening title sequence that show amazing separation, not to mention the sparks that appear to hover outside the boundaries of the display. Generally, exteriors offer a superior sense of space -- it's easy to tell the distance between tree limbs and characters in brighter conditions -- but it goes a bit more flat inside, notably in the candy witch's home at the beginning of the movie. There's not so much depth that audiences are continually wowed by it; the movie settles into a groove that offers a pretty good 3D effect but not so pronounced as to distract from the film. There are a few cool shots when the movie throws gore and debris at the audience, the former after a body explodes, the latter when Muriel sends a fireball down on a village. The good news is that there's virtually no drop off in general quality between the 2D transfer and this 3D visual. Detail remains exacting, whether Hansel's leathery jacket or Muriel's complex makeup. Woodland accents and stone building façades look amazing, too. Colors are excellent, even if the majority of the film is dark or cold. Those woodland exteriors, however, deliver some gorgeous greens, and red blood stands out nicely. Blacks seem only a hair darker here. Flesh tones are fine. This is a very strong, state-of-the-art transfer from Paramount.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters scares up a high quality Dolby TrueHD 5.1 lossless soundtrack. It finds a perfect middle ground between subtle and excess, slightly favoring the latter but not so much as to shatter eardrums or blow out speakers. The opening music proves nice and wide, yielding seamless lossless clarity and just the right touch of surround support. A positive, hefty, but not overbearing low end support gives it body and texture, solidifying the music and showcasing the track's ability to nuance even the low end. The track also provides plenty of wonderful atmospheric effects that effortlessly fill the stage and immerse the listener in the film's world. Whether woodland accents or a throng of bystanders breaking up after a standoff involving the heroes and the sheriff, the listening audience will appreciate the detailed, pinpoint effects that play all over the stage. Action scenes are suitably robust. Explosions, gunfire, and plenty of swoops and multidirectional effects litter the stage to pleasing effect. Dialogue is a strength; it commands the stage with every syllable, whether Edward's booming voice or cackling witch screeches. All around, a fine, top-tier effort from Paramount and Dolby.
This Blu-ray 3D combo release of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters features only three extras on the 2D Blu-ray disc. THe 3D disc contains the
shorter theatrical version of the film. DVD and digital copies are also included.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters plays just as expected. It's pure fantasy, over-the-top goofy, don't-take-me-seriously in action and dialogue both. It's also hugely predictable, largely unimaginative in execution, and a perfect example of everything that's wrong with modern mainstream cinema. But it's still technically well made and offers serviceable, albeit mindlessly serviceable, entertainment. Suffice it to say, the highbrow crowd should stay far away, but chances are audiences who expect only basic, time killing entertainment will find enough value to give it a watch. Paramount's Blu-ray 3D release of Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is surprisingly thin on extras. However, video and audio qualities are fantastic, and the 3D effect is solid throughout. Rent it.
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2013
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2013
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2013
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2013
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