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Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.
Starring: Phil Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn, Sarah Brooks, Elissa Dowling, Karen WoditschHorror | 100% |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
English: LPCM 2.0 (48kHz, 16-bit)
English SDH
Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Region A (B, C untested)
Movie | 3.5 | |
Video | 4.0 | |
Audio | 4.5 | |
Extras | 2.0 | |
Overall | 3.0 |
Travis Stevens' Girl on the Third Floor doesn't feel like the product of a first-time director. This macabre mash-up of subverted genre tropes is both brilliant and kind of stupid, yet it's hard not to be swept up in the gleeful celebration of practical effects and pitch-black humor. Perhaps most surprising of all is the great lead performance by ex pro-wrestler Phil "CM Punk" Brooks...but only if you've never seen the guy cut a promo. (Punk has always been a beast on the mic, from early Ring of Honor days through his successful WWE run.) He portrays Don Koch, a married man who's just purchased a huge old house in the Chicago suburbs to fix up for his wife Liz and their expectant daughter. Problem is, Don's clearly in over his head: he's got almost no experience in home improvement but tackles the job anyway, hoping to put in a few solid weeks of work while his wife -- the breadwinner in their family -- puts in extra hours at the office. Oh yeah, Don's got one other little problem: their house might be alive and trying to kill him.
Of course, to discuss or analyze the film any further would undercut its effectiveness (not to mention a few genuine WTF moments, of which there
are many), but let's just say there's a lot to like here: solid cinematography, excellent practical effects, great performances, and even a third-act
narrative shift that feels a lot less intrusive than it sounds. Girl on the Third Floor is also loaded with subtext about male dominance and
gender stereotypes, all while ushering in a story that unpacks more than a century of silent horror within the walls of a single house. Some of its
twists fall flat, the subverted cliches often still feel like regular cliches, and the ending is kind of meh...but it's a solid genre entry that
might age better than expected and, if we're keeping score, does more right than it does wrong. Dark Sky's Blu-ray follows suit with a great A/V
presentation but comes up a little short in the extras department.
Although not always a visually ambitious film by design, Girl on the Third Floor features a pleasingly consistent 1080p transfer from Dark Sky Films. At least 80% of this film takes place in the same empty house, with gaudy interior decoration at least producing a variety of colors and textures to break up some of the compositional monotony. Flesh tones and clothing fare well, with dark shadows and dimly-lit scenes enjoying a smooth appearance free from excessive banding or ugly artifacts. As this is a purely digital production, trace amounts of noise take the place of film grain but are not intrusive, even if the (mostly) naturally-lit interiors can't help but look a little flat at times. Rare trips outside the house, from daytime exteriors to the more colorfully-lit bowling alley scenes, also create a bit of visual interest along the way. Overall, it's a perfectly good transfer under the circumstances and one that fans will enjoy.
Girl on the Third Floor fares better in the audio department, as the default DTS-HD 5.1 Master Audio mix produces a number of well-earned chills along the way. Weather-related events, especially wind, establish a dominant presence while more unexplained phenomena hit at unexpected times and with plenty of impact. One moment involving a second-floor ceiling is especially well done and registers deep into lower frequencies, as do other jump scares along the way. Dialogue is primarily anchored up front and rarely overlaps; in fact, it's rare that more than one human appears during any given scene. Rear channels are reserved for subtle ambiance, creepy moments, and glass marbles rolling across hardwood, as well as the score (composed by Steve Albini, Alison Chesley, and Tim Midyet) and soundtrack (which features Converge, The Super Slings, Bastard Priest, Big Black, and others).
Optional English (SDH) subtitles are included during the film; they're formatted perfectly with no sync issues.
This one-disc release arrives in a standard keepcase and gory reversible cover artwork. No slipcover or inserts are included, and on-disc extras are surprisingly minimal aside from an audio commentary.
Featuring great performances, a solid technical pedigree, and excellent practical effects, Girl on the Third Floor is fitfully effective but seems overcooked at times. Still, it's worth watching for genre fans or even CM Punk disciples, as it feels a bit more ambitious than most others in the "first-time director" class. Dark Sky's Blu-ray is decent enough but could have used more extras. If this film seems like your bottle of beer, it's at least worth trying out.
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