5.2 | / 10 |
Users | 3.2 | |
Reviewer | 1.5 | |
Overall | 1.8 |
When an international enemy turns to high-tech weaponry, the U.S. Army enlists the aid of the Apaches - America's elite airborne task force specially trained for aerial assault. Flying the world's most advanced attack helicopters, these hot-shot Fire Birds battle an evasive foe - hovering, diving and dodging death on dangerous secret missions inside hostile territory.
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Tommy Lee Jones, Sean Young, Dale Dye, Mary Ellen TrainorAction | 100% |
Adventure | Insignificant |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Original aspect ratio: 1.85:1
English: Dolby Digital 2.0 (192 kbps)
None
25GB Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Region A, B (C untested)
Movie | 1.5 | |
Video | 2.0 | |
Audio | 1.5 | |
Extras | 0.0 | |
Overall | 1.5 |
Fire Birds is one of the sorriest rah-rah, go-Army movies ever made, a sad excuse for a Top Gun knock-off, and an all-around lazy, uninspired flick in every way imaginable. An astonishingly bad script, dull characterization, a sparkless romance, insipid action, and uninspired angles are but the tip of the iceberg for a production that bombs at every opportunity, that never gets off the ground, to use a metaphor appropriate to its helicopters-in-action storyline. It's amazing that a movie about one of the great weapons in the modern military arsenal -- the highly maneuverable, armed-to-the-teeth, technologically dazzling Apache helicopter -- could fall so flat, but it's proof that even a great subject alone does not make a movie. Perhaps the film might have sold better were it released a few months later after the first Gulf War made it something of a television star and household name, but then again a brighter spotlight might have only accentuated the film's inherent, and killer, flaws that blow the movie up faster than a Hellfire missile.
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Fire Birds doesn't impress on Blu-ray. The 1080p transfer is a relic of the past, presenting a flat, drab, and lifeless image. Details lack much more than very basic crispness and lifelike accuracy; simple skin and clothing textures are evident in close-ups, rivets and other material details on helicopters are fairly reproduced, and image clarity generally satisfies at a very base level. There's no sense of true, organic filmmaking here. Grain often looks processed out of the picture, save for a few occurrences of unsightly spiking. Colors are dull; the movie isn't littered with bright hues to begin with, but the relatively lifeless army greens and earthy terrains lack lifelike flavor. A few splashes of brighter color, coming largely by way of red underpants and various products lining a grocery store shelf, are baseline satisfactory. Black levels appear washed out and fatigued. Flesh tones push mildly warm. Macroblocking is a frequent problem, as are pops and speckles throughout. This is no doubt not what fans wanted to see out of Fire Birds, but for a bargain release the transfer's lower quality doesn't come as a surprise.
Fire Birds features a lackluster 192kbps Dolby Digital 2.0 soundtrack which scrapes the bottom of the barrel of acceptable quality. Nothing stands apart, nothing impresses. The opening title anthem struggles with clarity and front side spacing, coming across as muddled and lazy, presenting David Newman's score with nothing approaching lifelike vitality. There's minimal energy, weight, or immersion to action effects. Helicopter rotors fail to present with any kind of authority. Explosions are lifeless and come absent any sort of heft. The lack of surround channels, or even a wider, more robust front, hurts the movie's action when buzzing helicopters never seem to move with the action. Dialogue is at least generally acceptable in terms of placement and prioritization, though it, too, sometimes struggles with pure clarity.
This Blu-ray release of Fire Birds contains no supplemental content.
Fire Birds can't even boast quality production values. The movie looks cheap and seems only magnified by the poorly constructed support pieces, chiefly its awful script and the resultant bad performances. If nothing else, it makes Top Gun look all the better in comparison, and it does strike just the right balance of "bad" and "humorous" and "watchable" that it might make a good party movie for some MST3K-style lambasting. Mill Creek's featureless Blu-ray delivers bland video and low-end audio. Rent it for a laugh.
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