4.9 | / 10 |
Users | 2.2 | |
Reviewer | 2.0 | |
Overall | 2.2 |
Asia Argento stars in horror legend Dario Argento's sexy spin on the classic tale about the sharp-toothed count who craves human blood.
Starring: Asia Argento, Thomas Kretschmann, Rutger Hauer, Marta Gastini, Unax UgaldeHorror | 100% |
Foreign | 13% |
Thriller | 7% |
Drama | Insignificant |
Romance | Insignificant |
Video codec: MPEG-4 MVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 2.35:1
Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (48kHz, 24-bit)
English: LPCM 2.0 (48kHz, 24-bit)
English SDH, Spanish
50GB Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
Blu-ray 3D
Region A (locked)
Movie | 2.0 | |
Video | 4.0 | |
Audio | 4.0 | |
Extras | 3.0 | |
Overall | 2.0 |
It's tragic when the old masters lose it. Dario Argento, the creator of Deep Red and
Suspiria—two of the greatest Italian horror films,
and among the best horror movies ever in general—hasn't made a good film, let alone
a fantastic one, in well over twenty years. But like his pal
and fellow '70s horror icon, George A. Romero, he skulks on nonetheless, producing
increasingly unwatchable trash. (Don't get me started on how bad
The Mother of Tears is.) Argento's latest is the abominable Dracula 3D, which
scrapes the bottom of two barrels that are both
thoroughly exhausted at the moment—vampire movies and gimmicky stereoscopic films.
Bloodsuckers have long lost the cinematic-monster-du-jour
status they carried in the wake of Twilight, and the world needs another bad 3D
movie like Dracula needs a stake through the heart.
Granted, audiences will always welcome a new reinterpretation of Bram Stoker's classic
tale, providing it's masterful, terrifying, or somehow innovative,
but Dracula 3D is none of these things. I can't say it's the absolute nadir of Argento's
latter-day career—again, it's really hard to get worse than
The Mother of Tears—but neither does it show any improvement. This is lazy, lifeless
filmmaking—awkwardly acted and boringly scripted—and it
lacks even the bare minimum of so-bad-it's-good pleasures that might potentially qualify it
for a hesitant, watch it for a laugh recommendation.
Dario Argento once closely trailed the forefront of moviemaking technology—see his early
use of Steadicam in Phenomena, or the then-primitive
CGI in The Stendhal Syndrome—but his 3D debut is less than auspicious. For the
film's home video release, MPI has given us the option to view
the film in 2D or 3D on the same disc, and it honestly doesn't matter which you choose. The
3D adds nothing substantial to the experience. Yes, there's
the expected increase in depth, along with a few moments of jump-out-at-ya projection—the
point of a sword jutting through a door, a swarm of flies in
the foreground, etc.—but Argento does little with the medium to justify its use. (To be fair,
few filmmakers truly have.) If anything, this is a movie that
could afford to be a bit more generous with the goofy, effects-shooting-out-of-the-screen
showboating. If you're gonna be bad, be really bad.
In terms of general picture quality, Dracula 3D and its 2D incarnation are both well-
adapted to Blu-ray, even if they struggle to overcome certain
aspects of their low-budget origins. The cinematography is flatly lit and uninteresting, for
instance, and the CGI looks like something out of the Playstation
2 era, with poor textures and a noticeably low polygon count. That said, the footage—shot
digitally from two side-mounted Arri Alexas—is plenty sharp,
with lots of fine detail in faces, clothing, and cobblestone streets. Color is vibrant and
contrast consistent, even if the grading can't rescue the boring
lighting. Excessive noise and compression issues are avoided, however, and there are no
major distractions that aren't a direct result of how shoddily the
film was made to begin with.
The sound design on the disc's lossless DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track is just as hokey, although that's maybe just the lingering impression I have of the score, composed by Goblin keyboardist and Argento go-to guy Claudio Simonetti. Rather than the brooding, arpeggiated synth lines of most Goblin scores, this one has a chintzy 1950s sci-fi vibe, almost, filled with minor-key theremin melodies. (Ooooooooo-weeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeewwwwww! ) The music sounds full at clear at a normal listening level, though, and I do have to admit that the film makes decent use of the surround speakers, occupying them with cross-channel and directional effects in many scenes. Wind and leaves blow past us, a dog barks off in the distance, owls screech in our ears and flies buzz all around. It's all decently engaging. Many of the Italian actors are clearly dubbed in English—and badly—but the lame dialogue is at least clear and easy to understand. The disc includes optional English subtitles, which appear in white lettering.
Dracula 3D is another in a long string of recent career lows for director Dario Argento, who simply no longer has the creative fire that he once used to engulf the giallo scene back in his glory days. Even by so-bad-it's-good standards, the film fails to entertain; save for the WTF-inducing appearance of an enormous praying mantis in one scene, the movie is devoid of out-there shocks and turns. This is one of the most desiccated, lifeless vampire movies in recent memory—that's really saying something—and long-time Argento fans will want to treat it like The Mother of Tears and conveniently forget that it exists. Better to bask again in the lurid, blood-splattered majesty of Suspiria, when the director was in his prime. Avoid this one unless you're some insane collector of bad Dracula movies.
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