Rating summary
| Movie |  | 4.5 |
| Video |  | 4.5 |
| Audio |  | 4.5 |
| Extras |  | 4.0 |
| Overall |  | 4.5 |
Cosmopolis Blu-ray Movie Review
Ticket to ride.
Reviewed by Jeffrey Kauffman January 4, 2013
My vote for Most Surreal Television Moment of 2012 was not Mitt Romney warbling “God Bless America”, though
it is
an image (and sound) I’ve found hard to shake from my synapses. (I should add that my nomination of Romney’s
“singing” for this self-created "prize" has absolutely nothing to do with politics and everything to do with
musicality, or lack thereof.)
Instead, there was a much stranger and
maybe even more embarrassing escapade on a show diametrically opposed to everything Romney and Conservatism
stand for, namely Jon Stewart’s proudly left leaning The Daily Show. In the midst of all the completely silly
brouhaha surrounding the absolutely earth shattering announcement of Kristen Stewart’s affair with her
Snow White and the
Huntsman director Rupert Sanders and her subsequent messy breakup with Robert Pattinson, Stewart had
Pattinson
on his show, ostensibly to promote Cosmopolis. So here was this huge pop cultural moment, an instant
of collective schadenfreude and one which
Stewart joked about a little uneasily leading up to the interview with Pattinson, an interview which was prefaced with
one
amazingly bizarre scene from the David Cronenberg movie (like there being a weird scene from a Cronenberg movie
was a
big surprise). And then virtually without comment about the completely weird little scene we’d all just witnessed,
Stewart
just launched into his “but, seriously, are you okay?” routine with Pattinson, replete with a pint of Ben and
Jerry's to break the ice, as if the patently outré film clip we’d
just seen wasn’t worth mentioning. There are two twin ironies about this so-called Surreal Moment. First, there
probably was nothing that Stewart could have said, for in many ways Cosmopolis is an incredibly dense
and internal piece that almost willfully defies description, and attempting to talk about a 30 second snippet of the film
would be like attempting to generate a commentary on one sentence from War and Peace. But second, the
really ironic thing is that Cronenberg’s film is about a cold, ruthless plutocrat, a billionaire hermetically sealed off
from Everyman like a modern day Howard Hughes fearful of catching some dread proletariat disease, and who is thus
part of
that much discussed “1%” that none other than Mitt Romney also exemplifies.

My brother-in-law is a film editor in Los Angeles, but back in his student days he worked as a valet with none other than
Bryan Singer (
The Usual
Suspects
), who even then was passing the time between parking cars by coming up with ideas for films. There must be
something to that decision, for author Don DeLillo, the man who wrote the source novel on which
Cosmopolis is
based, first got interested in writing when
he was a parking lot
attendant and had to wile away the hours by
reading, which in turn sparked his own career path. DeLillo is an
author who has repeatedly “raged against the machine” in a variety of works, including
White Noise, DeLillo’s
pungent satire on academia and various threats facing the modern day world. DeLillo’s jaded take on our
contemporary
lifestyle would seem to be a near perfect fit for the often equally caustic if antiseptic David Cronenberg, (In fact
White
Noise with its underlying themes of fear of death and bodily mutation would seem to be tailor made for a filmmaker
of
Cronenberg’s sensibilities. It should also be mentioned that the Geoffrey Sax film
White Noise has absolutely
nothing to do with the DeLillo novel of the same name.)
Cosmopolis plays like a modern day
Odyssey, only in this case the “hero”’s trek isn’t across vast swaths
of territory but simply an attempted journey across mid town Manhattan on a day when several intervening events
make travel all but impossible. Most of
Cosmopolis takes place in the cavernous interior of the impressive white
stretch limousine of billionaire Eric Packer (Robert Pattinson). Packer wants to get his hair cut and refuses to utilize
close by barber shops or indeed pay to have a barber come to
him (something that is obviously within his
monetary grasp), and so he sets off on his own voyage, a passage which seems to take place divorced from traditional
linear time and indeed almost from reality itself at times.
Cosmopolis is a deliberately hypnotic experience, one
increased by the fact that Packer himself seems to be sleepwalking through an intentionally placid, emotionally tamped
down surface world that only partially masks some roiling tensions simmering just beneath that surface.
Much like Odysseus in Homer’s epic tale, Eric Packer drifts from encounter to encounter, although in this particular case,
Packer isn’t trying to
get home, he
is home (in his limousine) in a very real way, and the anecdotal
characters come to
him. There’s a temptress (Juliette Binoche, unlike you’ve ever seen her before), a couple of
nerds (Jay Baruchel and Philip Nozuka), Eric’s estranged wife (Sarah Gadon), his financial guru (Emily Hampshire) and an
apocalyptically minded confidante (Samantha Morton). It becomes apparent that Eric is chasing his own personal
apocalypse, both intentionally (he seems almost obsessed with losing his investors’ money) and unintentionally (he
becomes aware of several threats against him as the film progresses, but doesn’t pay them as much heed as perhaps
he should, leading to a fascinating 22 minute two character finale with a character played by Paul Giamatti).
Eric’s
other obsession—getting to a particular barber on a day where a Presidential visit, the death of a rap
star, and an “occupy”-esque riot make travel even more difficult than it usually is in Manhattan—turns out to be
something rather akin to the iconic Rosebud of
Citizen Kane. Eric may indeed be ever more aware of his own mortality (at the tender age of 28), but he’s
also yearning to return to a more innocent, unfettered time. This film, like Welles’ immortal opus, traces the history of
an almost unimaginable impresario, though Cronenberg stuffs everything into one day (and for the most part, into one
limousine), rather than spreading it out over the detritus of an entire life.
Some may initially be put off by the
extremely stylized dialogue, which Cronenberg likens to Harold Pinter but
which reminded me personally of a more contemporary Clifford Odets. These are characters who aren’t averse to
allegory and whose casual conversation can suddenly erupt into brilliant metaphor and other literary devices that gives
even commonplace utterances the ring of poetry. In fact
Cosmopolis is not a film that engenders a warm
audience response on
any level. It’s a cold, clinical film that may indeed be satire but which is too detached
from emotion (appropriately so, given its lead character’s dissociative qualities) to ever generate any feeling other than
slight disgust toward many if not most of the characters. Still, this is a compelling experience, in some ways one of the
most brilliant films of Cronenberg’s never predictable career. Perhaps the most surprising thing about
Cosmopolis is Pattinson’s performance, at least for those who may have consigned the actor to one of the outer
rings of their personal hell for having been in the
Twilight films. Pattinson’s Eric Packer is an indelible
achievement, a man who seemingly has everything money can buy, but who has discovered an aching black hole at the
center of his being.
Cosmopolis Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality 

Cosmopolis is presented on Blu-ray courtesy of Entertainment One with an AVC encoded 1080p transfer in 1.85:1.
My hunch is this is the same transfer that Entertainment One released on their British Blu-ray which my colleague Dr. Svet Atanasov reviewed. While I
share Svet's admiration for the overall look of this digitally shot film, I'm just a tad less pleased with some of the
shadow detail, especially since so much of the film is so intentionally dark. While this is never a huge issue, I've subtracted
half a point for some instances (notably in a club where Packer visits) where some of the background information seems
just slightly murkier than it would be in ideal conditions. Otherwise, though, this is indeed a sterling transfer, with
Cronenberg's intentional decision to paint the green screen urban landscape of Manhattan drifting by the limousine
windows in a slightly unreal way popping really well, and with the interior of the limousine offering abundant fine detail,
especially since Cronenberg frames so much of the action in close-ups. Colors are accurate and very well saturated, and
contrast remains strong (though it seems to have been intentionally pushed in some scenes, as in the early sequence with
Eric and his wife at the diner.
Cosmopolis Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality 

Cosmopolis features a lossless DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 mix that is probably going to underwhelm those needing
nonstop showy immersion, but which in fact is a very subtle, often quite nuanced, track that delivers an appropriate sense
of a confined, muffled space which then suddenly opens up into the various sounds (at times violent sounds) of a
throbbing metropolis. Fidelity is excellent throughout this track, with dialogue always crisply presented, and there's a
rather surprising amount of dynamic range, including in the aforementioned club scene. A couple of unexpected bursts of
LFE may in fact startle the unprepared listener.
Cosmopolis Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras 

- Audio Commentary with David Cronenberg. You'd think that with all the inherent weirdness in any given
Cronenberg film that the director himself might not be that cogent of a commentator, but quite the reverse is true. Though
really understated, Cronenberg delivers a fascinating intellectual tour of Cosmopolis, including some of the
claustrophobic antecedents like Das Boot and Lebanon that inspired the director, as well as how he lifted
every line of dialogue from DeLillo's book without changing as much as a word.
- Citizens of Cosmopolis (1080p; 1:50:21). This feature length documentary is almost worth the price of
admission itself.
Incredibly detailed featuring interviews with most of the principal cast and crew, this piece gets into the nuts and bolts of
DeLillo's novel, its
adaptation to the medium of film and the shoot itself. Fascinating and incredibly informative.
- Interviews with Cast and Crew (1080p; 27:26) offers Cronenberg, producer Paulo Branco, Producer Martin
Katz, Robert Pattinson,
Sarah Gadon, Kevin Durand, Jay Baruchel, Juliette Binoche, Emily Hampshire, Samantha Morton, K'Naan, Mathieu Almaric,
and Paul Giamatti.
- Theatrical Trailer (1080p; 2:06)
Cosmopolis Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation 

Cosmopolis is frankly not an easy film to like, let alone love, but it is an extremely easy film to admire. Its cold,
dispassionate take on an unlikable character may not be everyone's (or indeed anyone's) cup of tea, but for those
who have the patience to really let this film's hypnotic spell slowly ensnare them, Cosmopolis is unexpectedly rich, a
philosophical masterpiece that manages to make a ruthless technocrat somehow impossible to ignore. The film is solidly
crafted and is in fact a technical tour de force that should be studied alongside other (more or less) single set
wonders like Hitchock's Lifeboat and the two films Cronenberg mentions in his commentary. Video and audio are
largely exemplary, and the supplemental package contains an unmissable documentary. Highly recommended.