6.4 | / 10 |
Users | 4.0 | |
Reviewer | 3.0 | |
Overall | 4.0 |
Cataleya is a young woman who has grown up to be an assassin after witnessing the murder of her parents as a child. Turning herself into a professional killer and working for her uncle, she remains focused on her ultimate goal: to hunt down and get revenge on the mobster responsible for her parents deaths.
Starring: Zoe Saldaña, Jordi Mollà, Lennie James, Amandla Stenberg, Michael VartanAction | 100% |
Thriller | 72% |
Adventure | 12% |
Drama | Insignificant |
Video codec: MPEG-4 AVC
Video resolution: 1080p
Aspect ratio: 2.35:1
Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1
English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (48kHz, 24-bit)
English: Dolby Digital 5.1 (448 kbps)
French: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (48kHz, 16-bit)
Portuguese: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (48 kHz, 16-bit)
Spanish: Dolby Digital 5.1 (640 kbps)
English Audio Description: Dolby Digital 5.1 (448 kbps)
English, English SDH, French, Portuguese, Spanish
50GB Blu-ray Disc
Single disc (1 BD)
UV digital copy
BD-Live
Slipcover in original pressing
Region A (locked)
Movie | 2.0 | |
Video | 5.0 | |
Audio | 4.5 | |
Extras | 2.5 | |
Overall | 3.0 |
I want to be a killer.
It's not nice to assume anything, but one look at the Colombiana trailer seemed to be pretty telling. It looked like a generic Action/Revenge
flick
with little substance but a fair bit of style, built around hot and heavy action, and with a certain lovely communications officer in the lead role. One
might rightly assume from the trailer a fair but forgettable little Action movie that would make for a nice way to kill off two hours and watch one of
Hollywood's current starlets take
out the trash with some high-powered weaponry. It certainly couldn't be a great movie, could it? In this case, looks and first impressions
aren't wrong, and if anything, the movie actually looks a little bit better in its trailer than it actually does in its final cut.
Colombiana is a derivative, cliché-riddled snoozer of an Action movie that's all style and no substance. Bland characters, generic action scenes,
stilted dialogue, and plot conveniences galore are all part of the movie's flimsy fabric that wants to be the next big Action movie but fizzles not because
of poor stunt work or sloppy direction, but rather zero originality and absolutely no soul to be found.
I got you.
Colombiana is boring, and so too is reviewing Sony's Blu-ray releases, but in the case of the latter, "boring" is a very good thing. Ho-hum, Colombiana is another stunning Blu-ray from the format's most consistent player. Colombiana's image is innately warm, sporting a rather heavy golden push. Nevertheless, colors truly sparkle. They are stable and very accurate even under the golden tint, whether Cat's bright blue house as seen early in the movie, outdoor vegetation, or orange fireballs. Flesh tones are naturally balanced, and blacks are stable and deep without crush or appearing a dark shade of gray. Fine detail is mesmerizing in nearly every scene, and the image is razor-sharp. Facial textures are faultless right down to the last pore, stubble, and bead of sweat. Building façades are fantastically intricate; the chase scenes through the streets, alleys, and rooftops of Bogotá reveal an insane amount of perfectly-defined detailing, whether rough exterior building materials, pavement, or the intricacies of a manhole cover. Clarity is first-rate, and a light grain structure ensures a handsome filmic texture. There's no evidence of blocking, banding, edge enhancement, or other unwanted elements. This is fantastic transfer from the top down.
Colombiana blasts onto Blu-ray with a genre- and Sony-typical DTS-HD MA 5.1 lossless soundtrack. This one is seamless, presenting audiences with a high-end theater-quality listening experience that allows for every sonic nuance to be heard in the quietest dialogue scenes and the most ambitious action moments alike. Music is very clear, spreads out nicely across the front, plays with an honest surround support element, and is rounded into shape by a strong low end. Atmospherics are capable, too; the movie isn't alive with natural ambience at every turn, but chirping birds in one early outdoor scene, the din of a police station, and the like seamlessly blend into the track to help create several immersive locales. Of course, it should come as no surprise that this track is all about the action. Gunfire is strong and satisfying. Explosions tear through the soundstage with great power, with two fine examples coming chapters twelve and fifteen. Directional effects are superb, too; listeners will feel a rocket-propelled grenade zip across the soundstage in chapter fifteen. The track is made complete by balanced dialogue that's always clear and never lost to surrounding elements. This is how Action movies should sound.
Colombiana's Blu-ray release contains several featurettes, including a lengthy making-of.
This isn't a case where the movie "woulda," "coulda," or "shoulda" been better. Colombiana was doomed to mediocrity from the start. There's not an original figurative bone in its literal 35mm body, and when the shooting script is lifted off the scrap heap of cinema cliché, the movie just doesn't stand a chance. Director Olivier Megaton's film is polished and slick; it's obvious much care went into ensuring that it looks great, but that's pretty much all the good there is to say about it. The plot is stale, the acting is poor, and the action is monotonous. Sony's Blu-ray release of Colombiana does feature outstanding picture and sound quality, as well as a handful of extras. Worth a rental on a night that calls for brainless action and a pretty lead.
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