Rating summary
Movie | | 3.0 |
Video | | 4.5 |
Audio | | 4.5 |
Extras | | 2.5 |
Overall | | 3.5 |
A Million Ways to Die in the West Blu-ray Movie Review
Maybe more like Billowing Embers Saddles.
Reviewed by Jeffrey Kauffman September 26, 2014
What would be the first adjective you’d use to describe Seth MacFarlane? Hilarious? Hackneyed? Genius? Juvenile? MacFarlane is an
unusually eclectic creative force who seems to delight equally in the sorts of boorish behaviors frequently on display in his long running
animated series Family Guy while also being simultaneously intrigued by the wonders of the universe as revealed in Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, a series he
helped to guide back onto the airwaves. And perhaps for that reason alone, no single adjective may be able to adequately capture the breadth
of
MacFarlane’s interests and approaches. That said, whatever side of the line between enjoyable prankster and annoying jerk you come down
on will probably determine whether or not you feel MacFarlane’s latest feature film A Million Ways to Die in the West, hits the bullseye or
simply is a stray bullet ricocheting off of John Fordian landscapes. Like most MacFarlane outings, A Million Ways to Die in the West is a
grabbag of ideas and comedic approaches, and there’s absolutely no denying that some of the gags land, producing giggles if not outright
guffaws. But in that grabbag are just as many lame moments, with the result being that MacFarlane’s kind of weird combination of snark and
innocence only fitfully manages to deliver the Wild West goods.
Before even one lame or effective gag can traipse through the frame, MacFarlane announces he’s going to at least refer visually to the great
western directors like John Ford and Howard Hawks with some gorgeous deep focus shots of incredible American vistas stretching as far as
the
eye can see. In fact
A Million Ways to Die in the West is easily MacFarlane’s most scenic film, filled with grand crane shots
establishing
various locales and providing an epic sweep that is (probably intentionally) comically at odds with the faltering, stumbling demeanor of the
film’s
hero, sheep farmer Albert Stark (Seth MacFarlane). The film begins with one of the hoariest tropes in the annals of the western, the high
noon
showdown on Main Street, with Albert literally tripping into the scene, evidently late to what may very well be his own execution.
That sets up one of the central comedic tenets of
A Million Ways to Die in the West, where a standard genre convention will get
tweaked by a considerably contemporary delivery. While everyone else in this scene seems at least more or less at home in their Old West
countenances, MacFarlane’s Albert is a distinctly modern creature, full of psychobabble and other ironic
sensibilities as he attempts to talk
himself out of a gun battle he already knows he has no chance of winning. Later, other characters like female bandit and eventual love
interest Anna Barnes-Leatherwood (Charlize Theron) will join Albert in repeated droppings of the F-bomb and other
au courant
language that provides much of the film's verbal humor. It’s the tension between setting and depiction that repeatedly
forms the basis for much of MacFarlane’s comedy throughout the film, and as with most attempts of this ilk, it leads to both spotty and,
ultimately, diminishing returns.
Albert’s shirking from the gunfight at the head of the film and Theron’s Anna turn out to be the two major motivators of
A Million Ways to
Die in the West’s bifurcated plot. Albert has been seeing Louise (Amanda Seyfried), but Louise is status conscious and doesn’t want to
be seen with a man thought to be a coward. She soon takes up with the foppish Foy (Neil Patrick Harris), a local entrepreneur who runs a
mustache shop (he sports a rather villainous one himself).
Anna enters the picture soon thereafter, though originally not in Old Stump. She is in fact the wife of vicious bad guy Clinch Leatherwood
(Liam Neeson), and their introduction comes courtesy of a highway robbery where they take an old prospector’s gold. Clinch has bigger
plans, though, and he sends Anna and one of his henchmen to Old Stump to hang out until the appointed time. When Anna arrives in the
dusty town, circumstances of course pull her into contact with Albert, and when Albert and Anna run into Louise and Foy at the local fair,
things go from bad to worse until Albert finds himself challenged to another gunfight—this time by Foy.
In the meantime, Anna’s skill with firearms has been revealed (and is in fact one of the reasons Albert now finds himself challenged by Foy),
so she takes her neurotic would be boyfriend under her wing and attempts to teach him to shoot. MacFarlane follows a fairly predicable
story arc here, letting the romantic sparks start to kindle between Anna and Albert while reserving the reappearance of Clinch in the third act
to cause a wrinkle or two and keep the lovers apart, if only for a little while.
A Million Ways to Die in the West has some effective bits, but much of the verbal humor comes from the deliberate clash of a
contemporary
patois colliding with Old West clichés. MacFarlane is of course not above (repeatedly) using potty humor (a big gag
toward the end of the film has to do with diarrhea—hilarious) and sexual situations (Sarah Silverman portrays a local “working girl” involved
with a nebbish played by Giovanni Ribisi). MacFarlane’s own peculiar brand of deadpan works best in bits like the big SFX laden hallucination
Albert experiences while on a “Vision Quest” with the local Native Americans. At other times, he seems to be attempting to channel a neo-
modern version of Woody Allen, a tic filled neurotic not quite able to cope with the “modern” world, but ending up with the impossibly
gorgeous girlfriend anyway.
That turns out to be a somewhat risky gambit for a performer who has a certain likably smarmy element to his personality, something that’s
distinctly different from Allen’s own patented brand of fumfering, stammering panic. Still, MacFarlane has an undeniable charm that fuels a lot
of the film’s momentum, and he seems to genuinely charm (and crack up) Theron, looking here like an updated version of Sharon Stone in
The Quick and the Dead. The supporting cast
(which frankly includes Neeson) is great, and MacFarlane engages in several pieces of stunt casting and blink or you’ll miss them cameos.
A Million Ways to Die in the West Blu-ray Movie, Video Quality
A Million Ways to Die in the West is presented on Blu-ray courtesy of Universal Studios with an AVC encoded 1080p transfer in 2.40:1.
This digitally shot feature boasts an extremely strong and well defined image, with absolutely incredible depth of field in several awe inspiring
outdoor establishing shots. The production design of the film doesn't really pop, and so colors are somewhat muted, but appear very accurate.
There are exceptions to the generally drab palette, including the outrageous hallucination sequence that caps the film. Some of the CGI is quite
subtle (MacFarlane discusses some of the minor animated elements in the commentary). There are a couple of odd moments that look like they
were green screened for some reason, including shots of MacFarlane in the two gunfights that bookend the film. Contrast is generally very
stable, though there are some passing moments of crush in a couple of nighttime sequences. Otherwise the image is sharp, stable and very
precise looking.
A Million Ways to Die in the West Blu-ray Movie, Audio Quality
A Million Ways to Die in the West's lossless DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 is a fairly boisterous affair, one often buoyed by the vibrant score by
Joel McNeely, music which utilizes typical western and Americana cinematic tropes in the Aaron Copland or Elmer Bernstein traditions. There are
some convincing effects scattered throughout the film, including the requisite amounts of gunfire and galloping horse hooves. There's also good
attention paid to spatial differentiation, as in the whorehouse scenes where much of Silverman's material is happening out of frame. Dialogue is
very cleanly presented, fidelity is excellent and there are no issues of any kind to cause worry.
A Million Ways to Die in the West Blu-ray Movie, Special Features and Extras
- Alternate Opening (1080p; 3:27)
- Alternate Ending (1080p; 00:47)
- Deleted/Extended/Alternate Scenes (1080p; 10:49)
- Gag Reel (1080p; 5:43)
- Once Upon a Time, in a Different West (1080p; 10:06) is the supplement package's EPK, with some fun behind the scenes footage
and
interviews.
- Feature Commentary with Director/Producer/Co-Writer Seth MacFarlane, Co-Writers and Executive Producers Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild
and Star Charlize Theron is available on the Extended Cut of the film. Don't expect any earth shattering revelations here, and in fact
technical data is rather sparse overall, but this is highly enjoyable fare, with some great self-deprecating bits from MacFarlane (he says any
genuine emotion he shows in the film is CGI) and Theron acting as an unlikely moderator and focuser of the conversation. They also reveal one
of the cameos even eagle eyed fans may have missed.
- Theatrical (1080p; 1:56:01) and Extended (1080p; 2:14:44) Versions of the Film
A Million Ways to Die in the West Blu-ray Movie, Overall Score and Recommendation
There's a great moment toward the end of A Million Ways to Die in the West where MacFarlane's Albert is speaking to Native Americans in
their own language. They can't understand how a white "asshole" (as they term the settlers) can speak their language, to which Albert replies,
"I'm a nerd asshole." That may indeed be a fairly accurate description of MacFarlane himself, and how much tolerance individuals have for
a hugely disparate array of humor, some relatively smart, some inescapably stupid, some snarkily self-aware, some dumbed down and almost
naive sounding, will determine how much actual laughter will result from watching the film. A Million Ways to Die in the West may not be
consistent, but it's relentless, and that may actually win the war of comedic attrition. Technical merits here are very strong, and A Million
Ways to Die in the West comes Recommended.